The Valley S3 E6 Recap: Vacation Chaos, Bedroom Wars & Emotional Breakdowns 💥

Hi, welcome to We Wine Whenever, I'm Wendy.

Kelli (00:04.818)
Kelly.

Wendy (00:06.798)
We are talking about The Valley, season three, episode number six, all aboard. But before we get into that, please, if you haven't done it already, head over to YouTube and hit the subscribe button. Like us on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. And thank you for all who've already done that. We start out at Lala's house in Sherman Oaks. Her and her daughter Sosa is walking slash crawling.

Kelli (00:25.438)
Thank you.

Wendy (00:36.248)
Then we see Michelle in her house in LA with Isabella. The next scene, very interesting, Zach is walking into Tom Toms, and we haven't seen Tom Toms in a long time. And Schwartz is...

Kelli (00:48.222)
Did you see though they showed pump on the outside of that bar?

Wendy (00:54.38)
I didn't notice that.

Kelli (00:55.344)
It still says pump because I'm like I thought they closed but it was Tom Tom But it still said pump up at the top or maybe it was a flashback. I don't know. I was like,

Wendy (01:07.286)
I don't know, I didn't notice that. I did not notice that. I was surprised to see him behind the bar. so Jason and Janet are there and I guess they're having a little brunch thing and Tom is gonna introduce them to his new girlfriend, Kiana. She is 27 years old, she is a model and she lives in New York or

She goes back and forth. She's like every other week in... Yes, she's bi-coastal. Brittany shows up. She can't drink because she has to be sober until her mommy makeover, which I guess is coming up soon.

Kelli (01:38.356)
She's bi-coastal.

Wendy (01:54.494)
Zach is there with Janet and Brittany's like, my gosh, this is so amazing. You guys are here together because those two have not been talking and they did have their little sit down. And Janet has turned that little sit down into now they're BFFs.

Kelli (02:11.294)
Mm, they're besties. And Zach said, I might be hers, but she's not mine.

Wendy (02:13.66)
Yeah.

Wendy (02:17.358)
That's a fact. That is a fact.

So Kiana shows up with her friend Rachel and I thought it was nice that Tom had a lemon drop waiting there for her.

Kelli (02:29.353)
Yeah.

Wendy (02:30.958)
and that she announces that she's leaving on Monday to go to London. I thought it was, listen, my first impression of her is this girl's a little bold, because she asked to sit at the head of the table. I thought that's a little bold, you're just meeting these people. And she's sitting there with her sunglasses on. Also, I thought was a little bold.

Kelli (02:51.614)
So did you watch the after show?

Wendy (02:55.084)
I did watch the after show.

Kelli (02:57.512)
Zach said, wait, was it on the after show or was it on Watch What Happens Live? On one of them he said she regret wearing the sunglasses the whole time.

Wendy (03:08.436)
Yeah, yeah. But I did think, I think that she's perfect for Tom because she does have like boss energy. And I think Tom needs someone who's gonna boss him around. I mean, I think Tom is a really good guy, but I think he needs someone to tell him what to do. I know that sounds weird.

Kelli (03:09.586)
I forget which one he said.

Kelli (03:18.642)
Yes.

Kelli (03:29.416)
I think he does too, not so, and listen, I do think that part of the downfall of Tom Schwartz and Katie's marriage was Tom Sandoval. I really do. He was way too involved in their relationship, at least from what we saw on the show. So I do think Schwartze needs somebody to, know, he needs an alpha, but he doesn't need an alpha who's gonna be like, you know, I'm gonna tell you what to do and you gotta do it.

Wendy (03:39.79)
yeah, yeah.

Wendy (03:52.898)
That's it, he needs an alpha.

Kelli (03:59.314)
Like, not that, you know, like an alpha but not so aggressive, I guess. Cause I don't even think Katie wanted to be that type of wife. Like, I think she would've been perfectly happy if, but man, Sandoval just would not stay out of their marriage, I think.

Wendy (04:02.113)
Yes, that is, yeah.

Wendy (04:08.429)
Yeah.

Wendy (04:13.942)
No.

No, but

Wendy (04:20.494)
I think that Tom Schwartz was a big part of the breakup of his marriage as well because he, one, never stood up for his wife. Like he just, he never stood up for Katie, you know? He never did.

Kelli (04:31.464)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (04:38.185)
They did actually, on Watch What Happens Live, they did do a poll if they thought Schwartz and Kiana would last and it came out that most people don't think it's gonna last.

Kelli (04:49.332)
And on the after show, I think all the girls were like, we were worried, we were nervous. She's 27, she's a model, and Lala's like, she's probably banging everybody she sees, and Lala's like, so would I. I love Lala for that. If she says something like that about somebody, it's because she's thinking it in her own head for herself.

Wendy (05:01.499)
yeah, Lalo's definitely like you.

Wendy (05:12.981)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Kelli (05:14.9)
But we'll see.

Wendy (05:16.726)
We will see. So they're going to take a train from the valley to San Diego. At first I thought, that's, I think that's odd, but maybe not. But then when they finally got on the train, I thought this is pretty cool. Cause it was like right along the coastline. I would, I think I would like to take a train. Yeah. I would like to.

Kelli (05:33.63)
Yeah, that was a very cool idea.

Do you, I don't know, these things keep popping up on my Instagram. It's like a train ride through Italy, but you have like, it's very small, obviously, but it's like a car with like a bed and cabinets and you're literally on a train ride, like seeing the coast of Italy. Like I would love to do that.

Wendy (06:01.506)
That's interesting. That's something maybe we should look into. Right? So then we see Lacey meets up with Kristen and Nia and they're at this store looking at costumes because they decided that in San Diego, the girls are going to dress like boys and the boys are going to dress in drag and they're going to bring costumes to make this happen. Okay. I'm here for a good dress up, I guess.

Kelli (06:05.084)
Yeah, for sure.

Kelli (06:29.022)
For sure. The pageant.

Wendy (06:30.638)
It's so interesting to me to see Lacey in this dynamic because I kind of like her. I kind of like her. I kind of like her.

Kelli (06:38.792)
I do too. And I didn't see it coming.

Wendy (06:43.592)
I didn't see it coming either. But I told you about how much I liked Michelle after the last After Show. Did you get to see that one?

Kelli (06:44.69)
I didn't see it coming at all.

Kelli (06:56.316)
No I didn't. I only watched this one. I know.

Wendy (06:58.102)
okay. I mean, I really like Michelle too, though. I really like Michelle too.

Kelli (07:04.894)
I do too, and I think that Michelle and Jesse are both likable now that they're not together and we're not forced to watch them be unhappily married.

Wendy (07:15.35)
Right, right. I agree. I agree. I totally agree. So Lacey brings up at the store that she's not really that keen about hanging out with people she doesn't really like. And they thought she was talking about Michelle. And she's like, no, no, I'm actually good with Michelle. She was referring to Janet. She said that she was reaching out to other people that know Lacey.

Kelli (07:17.086)
Like they're both more likeable now.

Wendy (07:43.22)
and trying to find out things about her and on her phone she has screenshots of her HOA fees and threads about her. I'm like, what is wrong with her?

Kelli (07:51.957)
I mean, does this surprise anybody though? Does this surprise anybody that Janet would do this? She is desperate, Janet. She's that, she's just that person that like needs to know things about other people. Like, what do they say? Like water your own grass, whatever. Whatever it is about grass, like take care of your own lawn. Stop worrying about other people's. She is the worst, Janet.

Wendy (08:20.504)
She really is. She really is.

Kelli (08:22.354)
She doesn't have one redeeming quality.

Wendy (08:27.434)
No, she doesn't. I really don't. I'm not a fan of Janet's. I'm not.

Kelli (08:31.986)
No, I mean that's ridiculous. You have a screenshot of her HOA fees? What are you doing?

Wendy (08:38.838)
Yeah, what are you doing? Seriously, like who cares?

Kelli (08:42.31)
Aren't you a mom? Don't you have a kid to take care of for crying out loud?

Wendy (08:47.692)
Yeah, it was weird. It was weird.

So then we see them, well, you know, then they're packing and getting ready to go. Zach and Benji are excited that they have safari outfits for the trip. Can't wait to see those. Nia's hoping to get Adelaide on the bottle before they go to San Diego. Don't think that's gonna happen. And Danny wants to know if he can bring his ripped jeans. And she says, no, no more ripped jeans.

Kelli (09:06.994)
Me too.

Kelli (09:19.666)
And then they show like 15 pictures of him wearing ripped jeans. I don't think my husband owns one pair of ripped jeans.

Wendy (09:24.002)
RIP jeans. So funny.

my husband would never wear ripped jeans, ever. I have one pair of jeans and I love the way they fit. They're actually a button fly jean and they have two rips in them. Like one is by the knee and one is like up top. And every time I wear them, I get such slack from my husband and my kids. Why are you wearing ripped jeans? my God, yeah. my gosh, yeah.

Kelli (09:30.516)
I don't think Eric would either.

Kelli (09:52.721)
Really?

Kelli (09:56.425)
I think I have, I probably have 20 pair of jeans at least, cause that's my gig. And probably all but two have ripped jeans. I swear I think so.

Wendy (10:05.826)
Really? That's so funny. That's so funny. No, my family is anti-me and ripped jeans. I think it's they think I'm too old for... My husband doesn't think I'm too old. My kids think I'm too old. My husband doesn't understand why someone would buy jeans that are ripped, which I kind of understand.

Kelli (10:15.634)
We're too old.

Kelli (10:23.124)
He's like, I understand if they rip after you buy them, but you're buying them already ripped.

Wendy (10:28.424)
Right, buying them ripped. Right, right, right.

Wendy (10:34.974)
So funny. So Zach shares with Kristen that Janet said that they're now BFFs and she also thinks, Janet also thinks that now since Kristen and her smoked the peace pipe together that they're good too. Janet really reads a lot into things. I'll just say that.

Kelli (10:58.674)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (11:01.742)
So they all meet at the train station. I think that's what it is. They meet at the train station. Michelle's excited so everyone could see where she grew up. Kristen is a very anxious traveler. And I think it's good that, know, first of all, I think it's perfect for her and Nia that they both have children the same age and they're both going on these trips together and they both can bring nannies with them so that they can still

Kelli (11:03.986)
I think it's wishful thinking on her part.

Kelli (11:28.392)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (11:30.946)
participate and do all this stuff. I mean, I think it's perfect, right? I do. So while they're on the train, Janet's sitting across from Zach and she's like making jokes like, maybe we can bunk together or maybe we'll get Jack and Jill and we'll share a bathroom. And Zach's like, I do not want to see your face like the first thing when I get up in the morning.

Kelli (11:35.656)
Yes, yes.

Kelli (11:55.647)
So Zach also said on either Watch What Happens Live or the after show, I'm not sure, that he and Benji got on the train first and Janet specifically sat right next to him. You know she did this on purpose. And everything she was saying was on purpose because at one point, yes, at one point when Kristen was addressing Zach about what was going on, she turned to whoever was sitting behind her and was like, this is entertaining, isn't it?

Wendy (12:09.87)
100%.

Wendy (12:13.698)
to piss off Kristen.

Wendy (12:22.552)
Jasmine.

Yep, she turned to Jasmine. Yep.

Wendy (12:29.89)
But Zach did also say on Watch What Happens Live, he knew what she was doing, but she was complimenting him and he does like to be complimented.

Kelli (12:40.36)
same.

Wendy (12:41.678)
Because remember she had said about their birthdays, Zach wants a big birthday and it's the same week as Jason, Danny and Schwartz so they can do Zach and the three unwise men. And she said, you can be like Jesus in this situation. And Zach is like, okay, like this he's into, like, you know.

Kelli (12:44.467)
I get it.

Wendy (13:09.54)
and I like when Janet asked Zach if you guys want babies and Zach said, well, for Benji, it's a non-negotiable. And Janet said, well, let me know when you guys need a uterus. I'm just like, what?

Kelli (13:10.344)
So good.

Kelli (13:19.848)
Yeah.

Kelli (13:24.916)
she was laying it on way too thick.

Wendy (13:27.822)
She really was. So then they get to San Diego and they get to the house. Danny literally gets out of the car and goes running into the house, trying to get the best bedroom.

Kelli (13:40.904)
Was it Danny or Jesse?

Wendy (13:41.332)
Zach is Danny. Jesse. Did I say Danny? I meant Jesse. Yeah, it was definitely Jesse. It was Jesse. I did write Danny, but I meant Jesse. My brain wasn't working. It was Jesse. He went running into the house to get the best bedroom and Zach was right behind him. He gets the room with the bathtub in it, the big room. Lacey's not there yet, but she's meeting them there. She's driving up. Lala walks in and she's like, no.

Kelli (13:45.598)
Jesse, right?

Wendy (14:09.496)
this, Michelle and I are getting this room. This is Michelle's trip. This, no, this is bullshit. You're not getting this room. Jessie's like, well, I lost the big room on our last trip when we went to Maui. And she's like, yep, that's because it was someone's engagement. Lalo wasn't even on that trip. That was last season. So.

Kelli (14:25.33)
Right, right. But honestly, Jesse, I mean, it is Michelle's trip, but sure, like, first of all, how do these people not know yet to assign the bedrooms before people get there? Like, maybe because it's the Valley and they're rookies, like what Cynthia just did on Atlanta, everybody's room was mapped out. Like, nobody has to run anywhere. I'm telling you where to go.

And that is how you have to handle these cast trips.

Wendy (14:58.23)
Yeah, I totally agree. mean, they kind of, they had it mapped out for the different houses. I liked that they had the baby house and then they had the little house or whatever they were calling it. And then, yeah, the little honeymoon suite.

Kelli (15:04.851)
Yes.

Kelli (15:09.894)
Yeah, Jasmine and Melissa went into the, yeah.

Wendy (15:17.44)
I don't know. I did think that Lala, I guess because Michelle wouldn't be, Lala is very pushy. You know, she's not.

Kelli (15:24.094)
Well, I have it written down here. If Lala weren't there, Michelle would have been like, okay.

Wendy (15:29.056)
yeah, Michelle's not fighting. She's just not, that's just not who she is. And, but the funny thing is...

Lacey is more like Lala than she is like Michelle. Lacey will get what Lacey wants. Lacey's the alpha in that relationship with Jesse. But when it was Michelle and Jesse, Jesse was the alpha. Jesse's a little salamander, he can just, or chameleon, he can just change depending on who he's with.

Kelli (15:47.646)
For sure, for sure.

Kelli (15:54.483)
Yeah. What happened with the room? I don't even remember now.

Wendy (16:00.098)
We don't even know, to be quite honest with you, because now we don't.

Kelli (16:01.512)
We don't know, okay. Because I have a feeling that if Lacey gets there and sees what's going on, she'll be like, Jesse enough. I could see her telling him to settle down and we'll take another room. Don't you?

Wendy (16:16.14)
Yeah, because Lacey didn't get there yet. Yeah, I can. We don't know, though, what happened because we didn't... She didn't get to the house yet.

Kelli (16:23.1)
she meets them at the park.

Wendy (16:25.1)
She meets them at the park, yeah. So the situation is like you said, Jasmine and Melissa have the honeymoon suite, Kristen, Luke, Danny and Nia are all together in their baby house with their nannies. Perfect.

Wendy (16:44.63)
So I did think, I mean, Lala said in her confessional, Michelle didn't act like this with Jesse because he's just so exhausting. She just would just give in. And Lala's like, nope, I have stamina today. And she does. She's not giving it up.

Kelli (16:58.292)
She did. She did. She's very funny on the show. I like it.

Wendy (17:04.736)
Yeah. Then we see Nia ask Danny to put down Adelaide while she eats. I was confused by this, too. It wasn't, but I really was confused. Like, if there was a nanny there, why couldn't the nanny put down the baby? Why did he have to do it?

Kelli (17:13.192)
This was not a good look for Danny.

Kelli (17:25.074)
I think the nanny was trying to get settled in her room at this moment. I think, yes. Yes. I think that like they were just trying to give the nanny like a couple of minutes to get herself together. Nia wanted to eat and I'm sorry, Danny, you're it. Like you have to try to put the baby down for a nap.

Wendy (17:29.248)
Is that what it was? Okay. Okay.

Wendy (17:44.748)
Right. But I guess he didn't know how to swaddle.

Because he came out and he's like, she needs to be swaddled. That's what I thought. mean, this is his fourth child. Maybe he doesn't know how to swaddle. I mean, he's very hands on. We've seen him very hands on before. I was confused.

Kelli (17:53.012)
He seemed very flustered. Yeah.

Kelli (18:04.616)
Have we though? see, you know, I mean, we see him on camera for a couple of minutes with the kids and we see him on their social media. Maybe he's not.

Wendy (18:15.106)
I mean, maybe he's not, he did buy the breast thing to feed the baby. Right. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was very confused by this, this whole thing. I really was, to be honest with you.

Kelli (18:17.396)
I don't want to believe it just like you don't want to believe it, but I'm starting to believe it.

Kelli (18:30.216)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (18:35.288)
So this house, not only are there this little compound where there's three different houses, but there's all these animals there. There's donkeys and llamas and goats. I mean, this looks like a fun place.

Kelli (18:44.019)
Yeah.

Kelli (18:47.783)
It really did.

Wendy (18:50.296)
So Schwartz is down there like hanging out with the llama and Michelle's like, you know what I'm deathly afraid of since I was a little girl. And he's like, no. And she's like, well, birds. I didn't know that. She's like, what are you afraid of? I don't know. I don't know. So then she says, what are you afraid of? He's like, I'm afraid of mayonnaise. I was like, wait, what?

Kelli (19:02.122)
And why would he know that?

Kelli (19:11.176)
Mayonnaise.

Wendy (19:13.962)
phobia of it he said it's a phobia like it seems like something that would come out of a pimple my

Kelli (19:20.112)
When he said that I was like, come on, man. I don't need that visual.

Wendy (19:26.766)
okay. So then they're all getting ready to leave to go kind of like to the park and they're not completely ready yet. Danny and me are running a little bit late. Kristen is explaining that she's getting her first period since she gave birth and that she needs to wear adult diapers because sometimes it gushes. I will be really honest with you.

I had three vaginal deliveries. I don't really remember that. I don't know if that happened. I don't know. That does not...

Kelli (20:05.608)
I just remember it being, and I had C-sections, but it was very long. Like was a long time that you bleed after. And I would imagine it's for both. I don't necessarily remember that, like having to, know, having it, forbid, go through or whatever, but.

Wendy (20:10.465)
Right.

Wendy (20:17.632)
Okay, I... Yeah, I must... Yeah.

Wendy (20:28.974)
Bleed out, I think was her word, bleed out. Yeah, everyone's different. Listen, listen, I can imagine that that would be uncomfortable, would not want to be wearing adult diaper while out with my friends at an amusement park. I get that. I feel bad for Kristen because she is so uncomfortable in her body and just is not feeling great about herself and I feel bad for her.

Kelli (20:30.522)
Everybody's different. Yeah, everybody's different.

Kelli (20:53.384)
Right, right. Me too, me too.

Wendy (20:58.07)
as soon as they get to the place Belmont Park, which I thought, I thought that was a racetrack. Isn't there a racetrack called Belmont Park? Right? Yeah. I thought so. I thought it was a track like the Belmont, I don't know. But I guess there's a amusement park in San Diego also called Belmont Park.

Kelli (21:03.806)
Who did I? The Belmont. The Belmont, right? Isn't that a race? Yeah.

Kelli (21:15.09)
Yeah, maybe there is somewhere else. At first I thought they said the- I thought they said Belmar Park and I was like, my god, that's so weird. We live near Belmar. But then I saw the sign Belmar Park. Yeah.

Wendy (21:23.086)
So there's roller coasters, there's rides, Schwartz loves like they're all excited to go on the roller coaster except for Jesse. We find out that he's terrified of heights. Did not know that. No roller coasters for him.

Kelli (21:37.662)
He's like, I'll stay down here, the lone survivor.

Wendy (21:41.206)
Yep. Nia and Danny finally get there and Nia's like all excited to like go on the roller coaster and Danny's like not feeling it. This again I thought was a little weird. I didn't get it. I didn't get it.

Kelli (21:57.971)
You know, I think that it's bickering, especially when you have young kids and it's, you you're just so stressed out, you're not sleeping, you know, all the things, but it is just interesting that we are seeing this on camera now this season after everyone has accused them of always wanting things to look perfect.

So are the producers just really honing in on stuff now?

Wendy (22:33.134)
I mean, it could be.

Wendy (22:39.118)
I don't know though. I don't know. I don't know. And I don't even think it's that they were fighting. Right, right, it wasn't fighting. Like you said, it was bickering. It's just like, they just weren't on the same page.

Kelli (22:44.56)
It's normal bickering, but...

Kelli (22:52.5)
Right. mean the baby thing was a little like, all right dude, she's your baby too. you know?

Wendy (23:01.558)
Right, right. think, yeah, I think we're gonna like see if this continues to happen. So this is one day. So we've seen it one, this is still the same day. We'll just put this aside and keep this in our files and see if this is something that continues. Cause I'm curious to be honest with you. So Schwartz is hanging out with Brittany, Lala, Janet, and Michelle. And Michelle, found out Michelle just sold a $7 million house on their way there.

Kelli (23:08.093)
Yeah.

Kelli (23:11.881)
Yeah.

Kelli (23:30.088)
Yeah.

Wendy (23:30.55)
She said she's now finally able to sell real estate on her own without Jessie. But we do find out on the after show that that sale didn't go through. And they actually are still selling houses together. They still have some listings together. But that is one thing that they do do well. They do sell, they work together well in business, which I'm glad. I'm glad for her for that.

Kelli (23:55.765)
I mean, listen, it's all about making money. So if working together makes you money, then just do it. But it was interesting when she said, I can now work with people who didn't want to work with me in the past because they didn't like Jesse, which I could see, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (23:58.881)
Right, right.

Wendy (24:08.161)
Which I could definitely see. Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (24:13.617)
Um, and Schwartz, you know, brings up, you know, he's talking about his, you know, Kiana and he feels peaceful for the first time in years and they were friends before they started dating and they ask, you know, what about kids? And she said that she wants to have kids before she's 30. Well, she's 27. So, okay. I mean, cause he's, he's

What is he 16 years older than her?

Kelli (24:42.996)
He's 40. Oh, 43? No. Yeah, 43. She's 27, he's 43. 16 years.

Wendy (24:48.162)
Yeah, I think he's.

Wendy (24:53.154)
Yeah, so like she's gonna have to move like on that, you know?

Kelli (24:59.017)
Yeah.

Wendy (25:01.166)
And then Brittany's like, well, are you scared you're gonna end up like me? I don't think that that's the case.

Kelli (25:11.048)
What did she mean by that though?

Wendy (25:14.284)
Well, because...

Kelli (25:18.59)
Like a single parent?

Wendy (25:18.926)
Well, no, because Schwartz says to Michelle, aren't you afraid, like at this point, you just got to like where you love this guy. He was talking about Michelle. So she got to the point, right, where she loved this guy and, you know, she was going to raise Isabella with him. And then all of a sudden, like it ended. And Schwartz is like, I'm scared. Like, I don't want to get to that point. And like, you know, it not work out again. Right. And Brittany said, don't be scared. You're going to end up like me. OK.

Kelli (25:28.237)
right, right, right, right.

Kelli (25:35.4)
Right.

Wendy (25:48.366)
I don't know. So then Lala and Michelle, they go off and they're walking down by the water and Michelle, yeah, she starts talking about the ocean and you know, when she's down there reminds her of her mom because she, you her mom used to love to walk on the beach. And then Lala said to her like, how long after she got sick, were you able to do things like that? And she's like, well, I mean, she got sick like two years ago and then like,

Kelli (25:48.702)
Bye. Bye, bye, bye.

Kelli (25:54.644)
Ugh.

Wendy (26:16.566)
in less than a year, like everything changed. So it wasn't a long time. Like she didn't really get to do it for that long. And Michelle said, you know, just talking about it, my heart starts pounding. And again, every time she talks about this, it does remind me of Lori, because I know how hard it is for Lori. And I can only imagine, you know, losing your mom is, it's not easy. It's not easy.

Kelli (26:42.46)
No, and I know you've lost your dad, so I feel bad I always say that about Lori and I know I don't want you to think that I don't acknowledge your loss as well. But we both, yeah, we...

Wendy (26:49.556)
No, no. It's different though. It's different because even Lala says, you know, Lala says, you know, I lost my dad and it's been almost eight years. And again, it's, she acknowledges it's not the same as losing your mom. And it isn't, you know, obviously I miss my dad. I love my dad, but it's not the same as losing your mom, right? It's just not, it's not. Your mom is your mom.

Kelli (27:11.476)
Of course, of course.

Wendy (27:18.35)
And it's only been six months. know, her mom has only been gone six months, so it's still very fresh.

Kelli (27:24.148)
So soon, so soon after.

Wendy (27:27.18)
Yeah. Lala in her confessional said, like, I wish my dad was still here because he could remind me that good men still exist, like good fathers still exist. Because she's had some, you know, she's got a bad picker, that one. She's got a bad picker.

Kelli (27:41.006)
Yep, she's been through it. Did you see on the after show when she was saying like, I'm glad Michelle's mom got to see her be a mom because, I could cry just thinking about it. My dad never saw me be a mom.

Wendy (27:55.278)
Yeah, because her dad. Yeah, I know. I know. That is heartbreaking. That is heartbreaking. And, you know, that's the other thing that Michelle said about the signs. Was that on the after show? no, she said it here, but then on the after show. Yeah, so she said before my past, she said she's a big believer in signs and she says she wants to find a way to send me some signs. And

Kelli (27:58.691)
Ugh, that's heartbreaking.

Kelli (28:10.77)
Yes. About the closet.

Wendy (28:24.51)
On the after show, she had mentioned about the light in the closet and she was actually asking her mom questions and her mom was answering her with blinking lights in the closet. Like that was definitely her mom. And I get like chills when I think of that for her. Like that is so awesome. That's so awesome. So awesome.

Kelli (28:38.042)
Absolutely.

Wendy (28:49.858)
That's what I wanted to bring up too that came up again. know, Zach on the last after show, Zach was a triplet. Did you know that?

Kelli (28:50.44)
Yeah.

Kelli (28:59.452)
No.

Wendy (29:01.226)
So on the last after show, it came up that Zach was a triplet. His two other...

siblings like I don't know melded into him or disintegrated I have no idea but he was supposed to be yes in the womb in the womb

Kelli (29:16.422)
In the womb?

Kelli (29:21.338)
So he's got three different personalities, Zach.

Wendy (29:23.776)
Well, it's so funny. You have to watch that after show I was telling you about. That's the one where Michelle talks about all the stuff. And he talks about that. And they're just like, my god, can you imagine if there was three of you, like what it would be like? Yeah. That's what I thought so too. And then on the after show, they're asking them about like animals, because they said Schwartz had alpaca energy.

Kelli (29:27.12)
I will, I'm definitely gonna watch that.

Kelli (29:38.036)
my god, that's so funny. That's really funny.

Kelli (29:53.81)
Yes.

Wendy (29:53.9)
Janet said that she is a naked mole rat. I was like, I think she's right, actually. I mean, she said it. She said it about herself.

Kelli (30:00.041)
I think she's definitely right.

She's definitely right.

I loved when they were saying, Kristen's a giraffe, like a baby giraffe, and then they keep showing her falling.

Wendy (30:08.824)
Jessies

Wendy (30:16.622)
Ha ha ha!

Kelli (30:18.42)
That's so funny

Wendy (30:21.314)
Jasmine said Jesse's a kangaroo. They called Jesse a chihuahua. They called Zach a giraffe, but then they're like, no, that's too easy. And then they said, maybe he's an ostrich and peacock. Brittany called him a peacock. could definitely see Zach is definitely a peacock. But Zach feels like he's a capybara because he's very social and you get along with anyone and he can swim.

I was like a capybara! Who comes up with that?

Kelli (30:56.766)
That's so funny.

Wendy (30:59.63)
I did laugh at this. mean, like, this is the stuff I like. you know, Jasmine thinks that she's a meerkat. Then they called Danny a pack mule.

Jesse, Jesse calls Danny a chimpanzee.

Kelli (31:18.396)
Yes. Yes.

Wendy (31:19.956)
Lala called him a Yorkie.

Wendy (31:26.2)
Jesse called him a panda. then Zach said, Kristen could be a panda because she falls down a lot. I was like, a panda? Lala is a lala.

Kelli (31:36.18)
I think they just like roll over so they could like lay down pandas like they do it themselves not like a giraffe where they actually fall

Wendy (31:39.668)
yeah, yeah, that's true. L-Lala-

Lala is a lioness, but then they said she's like a kimono dragon. And I was like, she's probably more like a kimono dragon. It came up that Kristen loves Kiana. They share locations. I was like, okay. I was surprised, yeah. Lala said she felt like Janet is a rooster. mean, Jason is a basset hound. I 100 % agree with that. Jason is a basset hound.

Kelli (31:51.26)
Yeah, yeah that was good.

Kelli (31:59.731)
Yes, that was surprising, wasn't it?

Wendy (32:16.414)
Nia is a koala bear. Lala and Brittany said Nia is a swan. I could see that too.

Kelli (32:25.224)
Yeah, Lala's like, she's one of LVP's swans.

Wendy (32:29.568)
Yeah. Then it came up in the after show about Janet agreeing to have Zach's baby. And Jason's like, I'm not cool with that. Like, don't even, I wasn't even happy with her when she was carrying my baby. I don't want to have to put up. And then Schwartz said to Jason, what if Zach gave you 30 Bitcoins? And he's like, okay, well now we're talking. I didn't say there wasn't a price.

Kelli (32:46.771)
Right.

Kelli (32:55.038)
I wanna know how many Bitcoins Zach has.

Wendy (32:59.201)
Yeah, right?

Kelli (33:00.328)
You must have some if they're throwing that out there, right?

Wendy (33:03.758)
Yeah, it probably does, right?

Kelli (33:05.874)
Yeah, he's sitting on some money.

Wendy (33:08.556)
Yeah. And then we find out, I didn't know this, about Lala talks about her brother Easton. I mean, I do know that he stopped drinking because he's on her podcast and I listened to her podcast and she said that. He's fallen off the wagon not too long ago. But he's back on track. But she told him that he had to stop drinking or she was going to have to kick him out. And like,

Kelli (33:16.69)
Yeah.

Kelli (33:32.446)
Wow.

Wendy (33:36.718)
She's in a good place. She's in a good place with her and her mom and Easton. She's like, we got this little pod here. And they joke around about if somebody else were to try and come in. It is true. When you have that kind of dynamic, it's hard for another person to come in. have to know what.

Kelli (33:41.31)
Yeah.

Kelli (33:51.774)
Somebody, yeah. They have to be understanding about it and it's hard for the people in that unit to accept a new person.

Wendy (34:04.65)
Absolutely. Absolutely. So that is the Valley. I still enjoy this show. I like it. I'm just not a big fan of Janet, but we can have a good time and not have to even deal with her.

Kelli (34:13.875)
Me too.

minutes.

Kelli (34:20.574)
She's not, it's not at the point where I don't want to watch the show because of her. You know, it's not at that point. Like I really wasn't gonna watch Summer House because of Kyle, but now with all this coming out, whatever. But I'm all caught up, yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (34:24.685)
Mm-hmm.

Wendy (34:32.865)
Are you caught up with Summerhouse?

Wendy (34:39.232)
Okay, so until next time, thank you for watching and listening. Please subscribe and give us five star reviews. Bye.

Kelli (34:47.198)
Bye.