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Oct. 1, 2026

RHUGT S5 E8: Two Hours Late & Totally Obnoxious!

RHUGT S5 E8: Two Hours Late & Totally Obnoxious!

Send us Fan Mail RHUGT S5 E8: Two Hours Late & Totally Obnoxious! 🎙️ Podcast Summary RHUGT Season 5, Episode 8 — “Roaring 20th” picks up at Luann’s Halloween party, where the costumes are fabulous, the Magic Man is mysterious, and the drama is anything but magical. Giselle arrives confused about the cast, Alex McCord channels Kylie Minogue, Teresa dresses as Cher, Erin is Jessica Rabbit, and Kelly Bensimon hands out jellybeans dressed as an angel. The evening gets increasingly chaotic whe...

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RHUGT S5 E8: Two Hours Late & Totally Obnoxious!

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RHUGT Season 5, Episode 8 — “Roaring 20th” picks up at Luann’s Halloween party, where the costumes are fabulous, the Magic Man is mysterious, and the drama is anything but magical. Giselle arrives confused about the cast, Alex McCord channels Kylie Minogue, Teresa dresses as Cher, Erin is Jessica Rabbit, and Kelly Bensimon hands out jellybeans dressed as an angel.

The evening gets increasingly chaotic when Porsche arrives more than two hours late, despite Luann repeatedly emphasizing how important her presence is. The Magic Man wows the women with mind-reading and levitation tricks, while Luann eventually becomes frustrated that Porsche and Chanel are talking while she is speaking.

Then comes the talent show—with Teresa attempting the saxophone, Lisa trying to rap, Kyle doing the splits, Porsche performing interpretive dance, Vicki ranting, Giselle “kissing ass,” and Alex showing off Australian breakdancing.

But the real fireworks happen when the cast tries to take a group photo and Luann repeatedly positions herself in front of Giselle. Giselle finally calls her out and walks away. Meanwhile, Lisa seems determined to follow Luann around and support her through the chaos.

The next day, the women head toward the Berkshires and Bluestone Manor, but the argument continues. Luann remains fixated on Porsche being two hours late, while Porsche finally confronts her about her behavior and lack of accountability. Porsche tells Luann that she has been “effing obnoxious” and says Luann needs more self-awareness. Lisa admits she is an enabler, while Giselle jokes that they've all enabled Luann.

With tensions still high, everyone heads to Bluestone Manor for the finale—and it looks like the Roaring '20s aren't going quietly!

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Kelli (00:00.962)
Hi, welcome to Be Mine Whenever, I'm Kelly.

Wendy (00:03.804)
I'm Wendy.

Lori (00:04.886)
And I'm Lori.

Kelli (00:06.744)
Tonight we're talking about Real Housewives of Ultimate Girls Trip, Season Five, Episode Eight, Mic Drop, Please. two things before we do that.

Lori (00:15.338)
that's a good, that's a good, that's a good name though. That's a good name.

Kelli (00:18.57)
It this is a great title. Yeah. if you haven't done already, please go to our YouTube and subscribe and hit our socials and follow Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, and engage. And if you would like to give us a nice review, that'd be great too. Thanks. before we get into the episode, I just wanted to talk real quick, and I did take notes, but I'm not gonna go into it. I listened to

Wendy (00:18.888)
That is a good name.

Kelli (00:47.564)
Bravo Docket today and they were breaking down Giselle's lawsuit with her father's will. And it's very interesting.

Wendy (00:55.508)
Okay.

Kelli (01:00.514)
Very, very, very interesting. She has a brother and a sister. turns out, so they were contesting that he wasn't in his right frame of mind when this will was signed because it was right before his his death and it was right after he had brain surgery and he was out of it and he was on painkillers. So, okay, well, there was another will that was drawn up in two thousand six.

Lori (01:24.631)
Sounds legit to me.

Kelli (01:30.05)
that she and her siblings had no idea about and it was even worse than the one from twenty twenty three cutting them.

Wendy (01:37.619)
Wow.

Kelli (01:39.139)
Basically these wills said that his wife gets everything. Her brother gets some jewelry, but his wife gets everything unless she dies within thirty the twenty twenty three will was unless she dies within thirty days. And then then the three kids split forty percent three ways and her sister, the stepmother's sister gets sixty percent.

Lori (02:06.124)
Ooh, what's up with that?

Wendy (02:06.568)
Wow.

Kelli (02:08.194)
Yeah. It was wild. It's a great listen. But what I did want to bring up is that her father, and we knew this, but we didn't know how much. Very impressive this man. Like he his

Wendy (02:13.095)
Like, yeah.

Wendy (02:22.44)
Yes.

in civil rights, full civil rights movement.

Kelli (02:28.886)
Yeah. Like he grew up going to a formal Catholic he got a formal Catholic education. His father was part of the NAACP. he went to Xavier and then he went to University of South Texas. He was a huge civil rights activist. He was a bank manager and then served three terms as a House of Representative. And then he he played a large role in desegregating Houston.

And then worked for NASA until he retired. Like this guy was very accomplished is the word I'm looking for. Very, very accomplished.

Wendy (03:00.937)
Yeah.

Wendy (03:04.841)
Yeah.

Lori (03:07.082)
Okay, but what did his children do to piss him off so bad?

Kelli (03:11.094)
That's what I want to know. Because it seemed like he and Giselle were very close. But when they mentioned the two because basically they there was a lawsuit. And the stepmother was like, Okay, we'll throw that will out because you're saying he wasn't in his right mind. But I got this will from 2006. But like the Bravo Docket girls were saying, like, did they bring in a penmanship expert?

Wendy (03:17.438)
That's when the cameras were rolling.

Lori (03:31.53)
Yeah, like what they do.

Kelli (03:37.196)
Like a writing expert. Was that his signature? Was this will really on file from two thousand six? Like I'm sure this is still being litigated. It was a very interesting l listen.

Wendy (03:47.08)
You think?

Why do you think it's still being litigated? Because she said that she lost it.

Kelli (03:54.411)
I know. I'm hoping that they appealed it though based on like what the Bravo Docker girls were bringing up. Like more, like they compared it to somebody else. Somebody else who contested a will. I can't think of who they were talking about. But they were like, these are the questions that need to be answered. These are the issues that need to be raised. So I listen, I'm hoping, because I mean, she and her siblings deserve something for crying out loud.

Lori (04:22.452)
Yeah, that's kind of wild.

Kelli (04:23.426)
He was very close with Giselle's daughters. He had told Giselle that he had something special for each one of her daughters separately.

Wendy (04:23.934)
Well...

Lori (04:32.415)
so you're thinking that this stepmother did some finagling.

Kelli (04:36.918)
I'm sure there was something eiggling. Why's her sister getting everything?

Lori (04:38.497)
Thanks

Lori (04:41.994)
Yeah, that's kinda weird.

Kelli (04:43.496)
Mm-hmm. Wild. But it's a good listen. Mm-hmm. The Bravo Docket Girls were like, I would watch a movie based on his life. And I thought, me too. Like he was a very accomplished man. Maybe that's where Giselle can can cash in. Write a story about your father's life and make it into a movie because people would watch it.

Wendy (04:46.29)
Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, I'm gonna have to listen to that one.

Wendy (04:54.684)
Yeah, I would too. Yeah.

Lori (04:57.036)
Wow.

Wendy (05:01.726)
Cash in.

Lori (05:05.868)
Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah, that sounds good. And then you could end it with her whole housewife thing in the will.

Kelli (05:13.632)
Right. Right. Yeah, she should do it.

Lori (05:15.34)
There you go.

Wendy (05:17.244)
Yeah, she needs to get herself some filmmakers to help her.

Kelli (05:20.406)
Yeah, and copyright. Yeah, get that copyright girl because Kay, the stepmother Kay, is will be coming for it.

Wendy (05:23.805)
Mm-hmm.

Wendy (05:28.201)
Yeah.

Kelli (05:30.178)
So all right, so we're still at the Halloween party. Lisa tells the ladies in the car that if she shows too much skin, her sons tell her she looks single.

Lori (05:33.292)
Ugh.

Lori (05:39.862)
But listen, we know Lisa don't dress up for nothing.

Wendy (05:43.474)
Lisa does not dress up. No, but she doesn't like costumes. She wants her makeup the way she, she puts on cat ears. That's her costume.

Kelli (05:43.49)
She's not like a provocative dresser. She's never been. She's pretty reserved.

Kelli (05:50.643)
I mean when they flashed back to the

Lori (05:52.427)
Yeah. Remember? Yeah. She wouldn't dress up for the thing in Palm Springs. Come on.

Kelli (05:58.167)
Nope. Nope. She threw a fit about that. When they had were supposed to do their own makeup. Yeah. so they get to the party and Giselle asks, Who are these people? and says if I knew we were going to fanfest, I would have just gone to BravoCon. I I thought the same thing. These were fans that were at this party.

Wendy (05:58.717)
Yeah. She threw a hissy fit. Yeah, she did.

Lori (06:01.172)
Yeah, absolute has to fit. Remember that? my God. Yeah.

Lori (06:13.158)
Ha!

Wendy (06:16.892)
It was so funny because Danny Murphy and Evan Real were there and they were talking about that too. They're like, we are the biggest Giselle Stans ever and they don't even care that she was shading him. They're like, she knows who we are.

Lori (06:17.575)
it's weird.

Kelli (06:28.524)
Yeah, I mean d Luan was literally selling tickets to this thing.

Lori (06:33.064)
I've most definitely made some dough on it. Absolutely.

Wendy (06:33.382)
I'm sure, yeah.

Kelli (06:36.936)
Yeah. So we see Alex McCord is there and Kyle's like I've never met her, but I know who she is and I was always very fascinated by she and her husband. Who wasn't?

Wendy (06:48.542)
You know what's so weird? I know, they were very fascinating. They said that she was dressed as Kylie Minogue, but she looked like a devil to me. I did not see Kylie Minogue at all. Yeah, no, it said Kylie. No, Alex McCord.

Kelli (06:52.13)
Yep. That's the way.

Lori (06:56.044)
I thought she was a devil too, yeah.

Kelli (06:58.616)
Who, Kyle? Well, Alex McCord before she turned into the Australian breakdancer. Yes. She did look like a devil. She I thought she was a devil.

Lori (07:01.812)
Alex.

Wendy (07:05.658)
Yeah, yes. Yeah, but it said underneath her, Kylie Minogue. I was like, she is not dressed as Kylie Minogue. She's dressed as a devil.

Kelli (07:15.192)
Yeah, that's funny. So Jessel goes to Dorinda to apologize about the comment. And Dorinda says it's not about the boob she said something about her boobs. It's not about the boobs. It was one of the most iconic scenes in Housewives. No it wasn't.

Lori (07:15.884)
I don't know.

Wendy (07:36.277)
I mean, it was not one of the most. It was not one of the most, but it was an iconic scene. And the fact that they were recreating a Halloween party and she was wearing the Halloween outfit that she did at that Halloween party and Jessel's giving her a hard time for re-wearing an outfit, it's like she, it's the point, right? She's missing the whole point.

Lori (07:36.406)
Well, in Dorenda's mind it certainly was.

Kelli (07:39.36)
These women are delusional.

Lori (07:54.283)
Right.

Lori (07:58.263)
That's kind of, it's the point. She's missing the point.

Kelli (08:02.22)
The only iconic thing about that scene was the fact that Dorinda was so wasted, she was slurring her words and made zero sense. That's what was iconic.

Lori (08:08.596)
Absolutely.

Lori (08:13.152)
There you go.

Wendy (08:13.556)
Yeah, that was Dorinda. I mean, the same thing happened at her gangster party too. She showed up wasted.

Kelli (08:18.764)
Absolutely. So basically she's recreating the most drunk scenes she's ever had on Real Housewives of New York, which is why she got fired, basically, because she became such a sloppy drunk on the show.

Wendy (08:31.464)
Very true.

Kelli (08:32.44)
So bravo, Dorinda. Bravo. Let's hope she holds it together in at whatever mansion, manor, bluestone.

Lori (08:35.828)
And I like how...

Lori (08:40.522)
Yeah. How about, yeah, when Chanel Ion kept calling Dorinda Ramon.

Wendy (08:41.716)
Bluestone.

Wendy (08:47.546)
my God, is so, I love, I just so love it. I love Chanel Aeon. So I don't know if you heard, but she did let this tea out that they're filming Beverly Hills now and Kyle and Dorit are friends again. They're getting along.

Lori (08:49.608)
I like her. I think she's funny.

Kelli (09:03.092)
Listen, I'm actually happy to hear that.

Wendy (09:07.388)
Me too! Me too.

Lori (09:10.74)
It was annoying.

Wendy (09:12.658)
Yeah, it was getting annoying. you know what else I heard today is

Kelli (09:14.348)
And I I I it was so annoying where I was like, I I d I can't even pick a side because you're both so annoying with this. Yeah.

Lori (09:19.532)
But it's also annoying, yeah.

Wendy (09:22.622)
So Maurizio and Alexia were on page six, you know, reality because they're both on special forces. I watched the first episode. I'll break that down for you in a couple minutes. But Alexia said that she filmed, they filmed at Farrah's baby shower last weekend because Farrah, Kyle's daughter had the baby shower. And yes, for Beverly Hills. So she saw them all there and she had no idea that

Kelli (09:30.19)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (09:44.808)
right. For Beverly Hills. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wendy (09:51.911)
that Dorit had a problem with the new one, Tracy Tudor. So Tracy Tudor was there, everyone was there, and she said she had no idea that there was a problem, so she didn't see it at the baby shower. So yeah, I was glad to hear that too.

Kelli (09:58.059)
Tracy Tudor, yeah.

Kelli (10:06.444)
Well that's good. I'm glad to hear that.

Yeah. So Dolores shows up in her iconic botched plastic surgery costume. and Teresa tells her that she was nervous about coming on the trip but everything's been great. And then

Wendy (10:18.153)
Right.

Lori (10:19.07)
and bo-

Lori (10:23.936)
But what was up with that lipstick Teresa had on?

Kelli (10:27.874)
The the whole th I mean she did d she did not look like Cher.

Lori (10:29.292)
It was like the same color as her skin. It looked like she had no lips, which is really weird for Theresa, because she has huge lips. And I was like, what happened to her lips? Where'd they go? I was very confused.

Kelli (10:39.011)
Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, sh you know what though? Fast forward, she was playing the saxophone. It's not like she could have like a big, bold, red lip.

Lori (10:48.428)
that's, yeah.

Wendy (10:49.821)
my God, the saxophone. Good point. Good point.

Kelli (10:51.81)
Yeah. So Loanne doesn't know what Giselle is. And Giselle says, she's a fortune teller and she's gonna tell her her fortune. But not now, later. Carol asks Dorinda, Who made your costume? And she says, Not NSL. 'Cause that's what she kept saying. Ugh, ugh, NSL, that's what she sounded like.

Wendy (11:02.224)
Hahaha!

Kelli (11:19.307)
Erin asks Dorinda, Do you know who I am? And Dorinda's like, Not really.

Lori (11:25.676)
See, I told you, I knew she got boobs. Remember when I called that? Remember I called it? I said, Kelly, she got boobs. She did.

Kelli (11:28.905)
for sure.

Wendy (11:29.278)
She did. Yes.

Kelli (11:34.22)
Yep. But I loved that Dorinda did not know who Erin was, just because she has that main character syndrome. Yeah.

Wendy (11:34.42)
She did, you're right.

Lori (11:42.208)
Mm-hmm, that's great.

Wendy (11:44.382)
She honestly did not look like herself. mean, the red hair and the boobs. I mean, she did have a good costume. I'll give her that.

Lori (11:46.494)
No, she didn't. It was wild.

Kelli (11:48.654)
Yeah.

Kelli (11:52.056)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (11:52.074)
Yeah, she did not look like herself at all.

Wendy (11:54.899)
No, she didn't.

Kelli (11:57.241)
the host calls all the ladies of girls trip up on stage and Luanne's looking for Portia. So as of right now she's thirty two minutes late. Has it been confirmed that she was actually two hours late? Do we know?

Wendy (12:11.122)
I mean, it was said so many times, I would have to assume it was correct.

Kelli (12:14.164)
It was s I mean, but yeah, 'cause nobody was like, All right, Luann, it wasn't two hours. But they kept showing thirty two, thirty-five minutes.

Wendy (12:18.416)
Right. I mean, it was said so many times.

45 now I saw 45

Lori (12:25.196)
But what was she supposed to be? What was she dressed up as? I loved her costume, whatever it was, with all that fringe. I love fringe. Yeah. I don't know either. I couldn't figure it out. No, she had some kind of crown on that said something in cursive, but I couldn't tell what it was.

Kelli (12:25.81)
okay. So it progressed.

Wendy (12:27.708)
It did progress.

Kelli (12:33.688)
Porsche.

Wendy (12:33.876)
Portia, I don't even know what she was dressed as.

Kelli (12:36.342)
I thought she was like a cat or something. Didn't she have ears on? she did have an ear.

Wendy (12:45.461)
it did say something. You know what, it said something important too. Now I can't remember what it said.

Lori (12:50.004)
It said something and she had like a black fringe outfit, but I couldn't, other than that I was like, well, what is she? couldn't figure it out.

Kelli (12:56.366)
Google it.

Wendy (12:58.74)
You missed the part that when Kelly Bensimon was dressed as an angel and handing out jelly beans, Jessel had no idea about the jelly beans. How, again, how?

Kelli (12:58.998)
Lori (13:05.802)
No idea. No idea. No idea.

Kelli (13:09.144)
Now that's an ex that's an iconic scene of Real Housewives of New York.

Wendy (13:12.338)
That's a dingbat that doesn't know that. Jessel is a dingbat. Sorry. Jessel's a dingbat.

Lori (13:15.614)
A dingbat,

Kelli (13:17.496)
She probably didn't watch the show though. She didn't watch Real Housewives of New York before she got on it.

Wendy (13:20.052)
But again, again, you don't go to an event of the 20th anniversary in New York City and not know the history of New York City's Housewives.

Lori (13:31.082)
Right, because you know you're going to run into them.

Wendy (13:33.308)
Right, that's a dingbat move. Do your history, do your homework. This is like.

Kelli (13:33.869)
I know.

Lori (13:36.012)
That's ding bad, mum. That's ding bad.

Kelli (13:37.122)
I know, but what are the what is she gonna do? Binge the whole season? She's not gonna do that. I mean, binge the whole show, all those seasons.

Lori (13:45.322)
Listen, we're in the age of chat GBT. You could just give me five icon. Give me thing just.

Wendy (13:49.437)
Yeah.

Kelli (13:51.79)
Well I'll tell you what, Scary Island would come up way before Dorinda's friggin' Lady Gaga costume.

Lori (13:57.611)
bubble costume. Yeah. But I'm just saying there's, you know.

Kelli (14:03.212)
Yeah. So there's a magician there or Mike. He does something. The magic man. He tells Kyle to come sit down. And then Luanne's sitting down. And he says, When you when you feel me touch you, stand up. Or well, first he was doing did he first do the arms? Yeah. So when you feel me touch you, like lift your left arm. He was touching Luann.

Lori (14:03.244)
she's a ding-bang.

Wendy (14:09.461)
Yeah, the magic man.

Lori (14:22.438)
Raise a hand. Yeah, raise a hand and then stand up.

Kelli (14:31.106)
But Kyle was lifting her arms. That was pretty amazing. And then and then it was stand you know, if you feel me touch you, stand up and Kyle stands up. So Kyle was feeling herself being touched the whole time. Then he calls Teresa up.

Lori (14:31.178)
And Kyle was, yeah, I was wild. It's kind of creepy.

Kelli (14:50.84)
This is pain this is painful for me to talk about. Cause I'm gonna I'm gonna try to not say how I really feel. It was very painful to watch. He says to Teresa, think of someone you knew before the show that nobody in this room would know who meant a lot to you.

Lori (14:56.596)
It was painful to watch. It was painful to watch.

Wendy (15:05.692)
You

Kelli (15:11.298)
He gives her a couple of minutes and then he says, Tell me the name. She says nothing. And then she's like, I I can't

Lori (15:18.636)
The look of stupefaction on her face.

Kelli (15:25.056)
I mean, what are we doing with this woman?

Lori (15:30.666)
How about Kyle? Is she trying to guess her own question?

Kelli (15:33.993)
Exactly.

Wendy (15:34.352)
That's what she was doing. Kyle was 100 % right. She was tru- Right, right. Because this is how much of a dingbat she is. She's also a dingbat.

Kelli (15:37.964)
She thought she had to guess who he wrote down on the chalkboard.

Lori (15:37.992)
Yes. Yeah. Right.

Lori (15:45.686)
Cheers.

Kelli (15:46.542)
well you're being extremely kind using the word dingbat. Extremely kind.

Lori (15:51.821)
Yeah, Lisa says, I think she's trying to read his mind. That's what she says. And that's why.

Wendy (15:52.596)
Listen.

Wendy (15:56.277)
That's what she was trying to do. That's she was trying to do.

Kelli (15:58.891)
It was like watching a toddler answer the question.

Lori (16:03.23)
A very difficult question, yes.

Wendy (16:03.396)
couldn't do it because I know it was hysterical by the way okay so Portia's crown said go naked hair and her entire costume was made out of hair that's her brand go naked hair

Kelli (16:14.67)
Got it.

Lori (16:15.5)
I get it. That was clever. Very clever, very clever. So that's why.

Wendy (16:18.972)
That's brilliant! That's brilliant. Yeah.

Kelli (16:21.954)
Yeah. So now Chanel Ion to not miss a moment, she offers herself up to do what Teresa completely failed at doing. And

Lori (16:34.028)
Yeah, because Teresa said I can't. Teresa said. Yeah. Right, but Teresa actually said I can't.

Wendy (16:34.5)
She's from a village. She's from a village in Africa and this white man is not going to know what I'm going to think.

Kelli (16:41.11)
Right. She doesn't think he's gonna know, right?

Yes, she said I can.

Lori (16:47.83)
But that's what she meant. She meant, I can't read your mind. Like I can't. You're crazy.

Wendy (16:52.213)
That's what she was trying to do. She is so dingbatty. I'm sorry, we're bringing back Archie Bunker's dingbat. We're doing it. Thanks to Carol.

Kelli (17:01.752)
I just think of Mel's Diner when he used to call the one dinghy. Mel's Diner on Alice, the show Alice. Vera? Was that her name? I forgot. I again, you're being extremely kind because if I said what I thought of Teresa right now, I'd probably get banned from this show. my God. Anyway. Well, that's true. True.

Wendy (17:06.675)
Who?

Lori (17:09.269)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wendy (17:10.387)
Wow.

I just keep thinking of RG.

Wendy (17:23.88)
This is our show, you can't get banned from it. What are you talking about? Who's banning you? Not me, not Lori. Who's gonna ban you?

Kelli (17:30.048)
Yeah. So he brings Chanel up and asks her the same question and she says Ruth and he turns the board around and he has Ruth written down. And like Wendy said, she's like, This white man isn't gonna know. I'm from a village and you know he knew. So

Lori (17:44.554)
Mm-hmm. And Chanel said, that's the devil in my village and he would be burned.

Wendy (17:44.948)
Africa.

Kelli (17:49.592)
She Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (17:52.633)
I also saw a scene that we didn't see where she afterwards pulls him aside and she's talking to him and she's saying the same thing like how did you know like she is so confused by the whole thing I mean that's what these mentalists do like that's that's their gig I have no idea how they do it and we knew how they did it it wouldn't be a trick right so I don't know how they do it

Kelli (18:08.61)
Yeah.

Kelli (18:13.218)
Right, right. Some people have the intuition. Some people just have it.

Lori (18:13.29)
Right. Right.

Lori (18:18.06)
Absolutely. Absolutely.

Wendy (18:20.019)
Yeah.

Kelli (18:21.422)
So then Luanne lays on a table and Mike raises her up. She levitates, as she likes to remind us the next morning. raises her up, and then you know, she comes down and we get past that. And then Luann is giving her speech, which went on for

Lori (18:43.094)
36 minutes. I kept track.

Kelli (18:44.65)
Okay. Thirty six minutes. She says she has so much Yeah.

Wendy (18:48.476)
And that's only when they took the microphone away from her. enough, she was gonna keep going.

Lori (18:53.948)
It went from 17 to 25 to 28 to 33 and ended at 36.

Wendy (19:00.68)
Yeah, I wrote down Kyle's speech was one minute and 30 seconds and Luanne's speech is still going on at 25 minutes. It was still going on.

Kelli (19:00.908)
Ridiculous.

Kelli (19:08.342)
It unnecessary. So Luann says she has so much to say and her has her diary from 2018 when she started doing cabaret. And then she says something to each lady. Like she kind of brings up certain things, you know, Teresa the table flip, obviously. She gets to Portia and they show her in the car, and Portia says, Reporting from late bitch. When she

Lori (19:11.084)
in a crazy town.

Lori (19:33.108)
Late bitch city. Yeah. She said reporting from late bitch city. That was great.

Kelli (19:37.516)
Yeah. And then Luann says nothing to Giselle. She says something about all the ladies, even the her the ladies from her own city.

Wendy (19:42.718)
She skipped her. took... Yep, she skipped Giselle.

Lori (19:45.302)
She totally skipped her. She did. She's always pissed.

Kelli (19:47.065)
Totally skipped Giselle. And I thought it was production. I'm not gonna lie. I thought it was either produ I thought it was production and then but then Giselle said it. So I was like, no, she really didn't.

Lori (20:00.532)
I love how Gisele said, maybe Portia is not coming because she knew better.

Kelli (20:05.036)
Yep, exactly. Exactly.

Wendy (20:07.442)
And then Portia's on her way and they're telling her, don't come, don't come.

Lori (20:11.062)
You don't come, it sucks.

Kelli (20:11.382)
Yeah. And she got stuck in traffic or something. She had to get out and walk in the snow and ice. And let me tell you something. That is no easy feat in the city with heels on. She could have really, really gotten hurt. Really bad.

Lori (20:20.876)
Nooo. No, no, no. No.

Lori (20:26.944)
She could have wiped out bad. And I loved how there was the, must've been garbage night. So there was the big piles of garbage. I loved it. That happens in the city, stinking.

Kelli (20:34.668)
yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kyle says, I say this with a lot of love. Luann doesn't have a lot of self awareness.

Dorinda leaves because she has to get up to the Berkshires and get everything ready for tomorrow. And Kyle and Vicky are like, Can we please come with you? And meanwhile, Luann is still talking up on stage. And then Chanel just yells out, You're talking too much.

Wendy (20:46.876)
No, she doesn't though.

Lori (20:59.116)
And I loved how she

Yeah. And I love later on, she was like, no, no, no, you're talking too much. I didn't fly from Dubai to listen to this.

Kelli (21:12.14)
And it totally doesn't land. Like Luanne doesn't it it flies right over her head.

Wendy (21:20.2)
By the way, Bravo loves Chanel Ayan. They love her. She is doing, what is it called? The Bravo thing in South Carolina. What was that? The fan fest, like she did that. She did BravoCon, she does panels, she does hosting for them all the time. She was on Watch What Happens Live this past week. They love Chanel Ayan. Even though they canceled Dubai, they love Chanel Ayan. So we're gonna keep seeing her. And honestly, I love her too because

Kelli (21:23.155)
I can tell.

Kelli (21:32.254)
yeah, yeah, yeah. I forget what it's called. Fam basket.

Lori (21:34.556)
yeah.

Kelli (21:43.756)
Yeah.

Wendy (21:50.45)
She's fabulous. She's fabulous.

Kelli (21:51.851)
She I feel like I like I said, I didn't watch to buy. I feel like she fits in with this kind of platform. Don't put her on New York. Like, don't do that.

Wendy (22:02.16)
No, no. So when she was on Dubai, she would literally, like she's a model, like she's an absolute top model, right? And she was literally born in a village in Africa. She suffered from female genital mutilation and she talks about it. Like that's her platform and she raises awareness for it, raises money for it. It's horrible. We heard all about it, but.

Lori (22:20.817)
it's horrible.

Wendy (22:26.892)
She is married to this fabulous businessman. She's got a gorgeous son who's also now modeling, but she would show up at like a pizzeria, let's say it's a pizzeria in Dubai, in a ball gown. She would dress runway no matter where she was going in Dubai. And that's what I love about her. She was a runway model and she would dress runway no matter what event she was going to. She's going to a child's birthday party, she's dressing runway. She went to someone at one of her friend's house and she brought them a goat.

Kelli (22:33.006)
Lori (22:41.77)
was going. That's great.

Kelli (22:45.112)
Yeah.

Wendy (22:55.996)
in Dubai. I'm not lying to you. She showed up with a goat. Like this is who Chanel Ayan is. If you watch her on Dubai, you will love her like I love her. I want to be friends with Chanel Ayan. I'm not lying to you. She is so much fun. So much fun.

Lori (23:07.337)
yeah.

I like how she said, annoy me with this speech all day long. Tell the bitch to shut the fuck up. Right. Right.

Kelli (23:10.158)
All right.

Wendy (23:16.297)
haha

Kelli (23:17.474)
Yeah. I mean I think everybody loved Chanel in this moment because everybody wanted Lou to just shut the F up.

Lori (23:21.166)
yeah. yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (23:23.71)
She was invited to Teresa's wedding. She was at Teresa's wedding. And I'll be honest with you. The year that Teresa got married, I know somebody who was at a party with Chanel Ayan at the Jersey Shore like that same week. So she knows people that I know. So if there's ever a time that I can get in front of Chanel Ayan, we will be there because I'm all for it.

Kelli (23:47.17)
Yeah. Yeah, wasn't she in Seaside?

Lori (23:47.478)
Take care.

Wendy (23:51.753)
I'm not naming any places. I don't know exactly where she was, but she was someplace. And my kids said, well, would you go? said, yeah, I would go, but I wouldn't know what to wear. They're like, that's what you worried about? I'm like, yes, that's what I'm worried about, what I would wear.

Kelli (23:56.408)
Somewhere you wouldn't expect her to be.

Lori (24:03.562)
Yeah. So there was a, no, there was a social media post by this girl, Lori Alterman. And it was so cute. She did like these different scenes from the ultimate girls trip this episode. So one thing was, you know, that SpongeBob voice that two hours later, she did that. She did.

Kelli (24:06.434)
I don't think it would have mattered where she was.

Wendy (24:09.158)
No, I would still go.

Kelli (24:26.55)
Yes.

Wendy (24:27.357)
Yeah.

Lori (24:29.962)
Teresa and then she did like a picture with like this little like penguin with like birds flying around its head. And then she did in, you know, the scene from Luann when she's in the hotel and she's ranting about respect. She did like the Rodney Dangerfield clip. Respect, know, it was great. It's so cute. Yeah. So shout out to her. was so cute.

Kelli (24:48.514)
I get no respect.

Wendy (24:48.872)
I got no respect, yeah.

Kelli (24:51.438)
That's really funny.

Kelli (24:55.636)
small sidebar, you know, the Melania Judice has been in the news a lot this week and the whole airport thing. I don't really want to get into it, but I will say this. I'm starting to really think that this girl has either a substance use issue or a very serious mental health issue that has gone unaddressed. And I know she lost her friend and people are saying that it's because of that, and it very well could be, but I just

Lori (25:10.933)
Almost heaven.

Lori (25:15.99)
both.

Kelli (25:24.428)
the way Teresa was towards her in the airport and the way Giga was towards her in the airport, like I'm starting to think that this has been a real problem and it is really out of control now. And I think it looked to me like Teresa was doing the best she could.

Lori (25:36.359)
yes, I believe so too.

Lori (25:40.864)
Yes.

Wendy (25:48.092)
I will, I agree with you on that.

Kelli (25:48.161)
I think Gia is young and doesn't have children of her own and is looking at this as a nuisance where she was like, you know, whatever she said, she said, but that's okay. There's no right way to handle a situation like that. But I give Teresa credit for responding the way she did in the airport.

Lori (26:02.154)
to handle it right.

Lori (26:09.056)
But I think that also, that's also a very,

Wendy (26:09.49)
No, I agree with you.

Lori (26:15.454)
It's also a response that was told to her. Like a counselor will tell you in that type of situation to just, to just respond like that. Now I did see, yes, I did see an extended version of that video. And what I did think was interesting about that is, she said to her mother, she said, cause they were, she was sitting down, there was two police officers there. There must've been the counselor there and they were

Kelli (26:21.558)
Yeah. Yes. Yes. And there was there was a counselor with her.

Lori (26:45.194)
Teresa must have went somewhere in the airport. The body cam footage. So, right, that was extended. So, Melania is, that's her name, right? Melania? She's sitting there and they're waiting for Teresa. And she says, come on, mom, why don't you run over? You always want a scene. And I was like.

Wendy (26:47.998)
Yeah, you saw the body cam footage. I saw the body cam footage too, and that was extended.

Wendy (26:58.184)
Yeah, Melania, yeah.

Kelli (27:13.091)
Yeah.

Lori (27:13.832)
It's very telling, but you know, listen, she's been through a lot. She's been through things with her family. don't, you know, I'm not going to say anything about Teresa as a mother because I don't know what's gone on there. But to me, that was a little telling. Like a kid doesn't say that for no reason.

Kelli (27:26.432)
No. No.

Kelli (27:36.537)
Listen, she's always been a firecracker, Melania. But I agree with you. I'll never I will never judge the way Teresa is as a mother because she's obviously a good mother. She obviously puts her children first. I mean, even even though she's with Louie and he's a fucking psycho, I just hope those girls are safe because I think Teresa gets blinded by that. But anyway, that aside, I think she's a very good mother, and I think in this situation she's doing the best she can. But I do think that.

Lori (27:39.595)
Yes.

Kelli (28:06.686)
Something's been going on unaddressed. Unless it has been being addressed. If it is in fact help that she does need.

Lori (28:09.665)
Yes.

Lori (28:18.72)
Yeah, me too.

Yes, I agree.

Wendy (28:23.718)
I hope that she gets the help that she needs as well. And I don't like to judge a mother either as a mother myself. That being said, I'm just gonna say that the whole arrest thing.

Kelli (28:28.93)
No.

Wendy (28:39.42)
I don't know. mean...

I don't know. I feel like that

Kelli (28:43.854)
Well, supposedly Louis's the one who told somebody to call the cops.

Wendy (28:48.852)
Adriana. He told Adriana to call the cops because she's the one that lives there and she did it. And I will say this. Listen, I know what it's like to have a troubled teenager. I know what it's like to have someone who has substance abuse issues in your life. I know what it's like to have someone with mental health issues in your life. I know what it's like to have the police at your house. I know all of these things firsthand. And...

I don't know. I don't want to judge. I don't want to judge. But I will say this. I don't like what I've seen. I will say that, like Lori said, what she was doing at the airport, she was kind of robotic and repeating what was told to her. I don't think that she is equipped to handle this. That's all I'm going to say. I think that, and I said this.

Kelli (29:37.89)
That's why I said I think she didn't doing the best she could because I don't think she's equipped either. Especially having parents who came right off the boat. Like you talk about stuff.

Lori (29:38.036)
Right, I would agree with you.

Wendy (29:41.78)
I think she is doing the best that she can. I don't think that she is...

I don't think she's equipped to handle this. also think she's a dingbat. I've already established that. I think the girl's a dingbat. And I think Melania needs someone who is equipped to handle this. And I don't know if that's her father in the Bahamas. But.

Lori (29:55.466)
Right, right, right.

Lori (30:03.678)
I don't know if that's her father either, yeah.

Kelli (30:05.878)
I think that's where she is though. I think she's with Joe and the gri she posted

Lori (30:09.952)
Right, she was with her grandmother, Joe and, yeah, his mom. Right.

Wendy (30:12.25)
If, well, if that's where she is, listen, if that's where she is, I think she's in a better place because I don't think, I don't think here with Louie and her mother is the place for her to be. I don't think that either one of them are equipped to handle her. And again, I don't want to judge her, but just based on what I know, right, just based on what I know and what is required, this is no simple feat. This is not.

Kelli (30:13.142)
And Gia was there too.

Kelli (30:17.858)
For sure.

Lori (30:17.868)
Good night.

Lori (30:22.048)
Yeah, that's not the right thing either.

Lori (30:29.226)
No. Right. No, it's not coming from a judgment. Right.

Lori (30:40.107)
No.

Wendy (30:41.234)
This is not for the faint of heart. Like this is, you have to be there and you have to be an advocate and you have to be one step ahead of them at every turn. And that's not easy. That's not easy. It's exhausting. It's a hundred percent exhausting. And that's all I'm gonna say about it. That's all I'm gonna say.

Kelli (30:42.146)
You cannot not address it. You have to address it.

Lori (30:43.178)
Now. Right.

Lori (30:56.704)
Yes. Right.

Kelli (30:57.11)
Which is exhausting. Which is exhausting. No. Mm-hmm. And it's certainly nothing that should be on a reality TV show. And listen, I love Kim D, but I wish she weren't going so deep with this because she does need to stop. She does need to stop. Because this is this is this this girl didn't she's not on a reality TV show. Like this is her life and this is gonna follow her forever. Yeah.

Wendy (31:06.493)
No, it shouldn't be.

Wendy (31:10.438)
No. She needs to stop. No, she needs to stop.

Wendy (31:22.75)
This is her life. She needs to stop. She needs to stop. We need to leave Melania alone. By the same token, I feel the exact same way about the whole KJ. my gosh, we need to stop this. This child is a child. He is 15 now. He was 14 when this supposedly happened, but this kid is.

Kelli (31:28.663)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (31:33.038)
Tay Beerman 100%. And this kid's a minor. I know, I know. Yeah.

Lori (31:33.792)
the end.

Wendy (31:46.895)
messed up and there's not a person on the planet that would not agree with that. This does not need to be media fodder. This does not to be on TMZ. This is not for our entertainment. This is not for entertainment. This is disgusting. This is absolutely disgusting and I find it vile. It's disgusting and I don't want to talk about it and I think that people should stop talking about it and that's all I'm going to say about it because it's not what we're here

Kelli (31:55.406)
Mm Mm-mm.

Lori (31:57.141)
No, it's not entertainment. No.

Kelli (32:00.367)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (32:10.274)
I agree. I agree.

Lori (32:14.052)
Just pray for everybody that's involved and just, yeah. It's not for gossip, right?

Kelli (32:16.43)
That's right. That's all we should be doing. Nope. All right, let's get back to it. sorry.

Wendy (32:16.722)
Yes.

Lori (32:23.866)
And so now listen.

Wendy (32:25.918)
Let's get to the talent show. How about the talent? Did you know there was gonna be a talent show?

Lori (32:28.87)
Lisa, Lisa should never ever, ever rap, sing. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Wendy (32:38.878)
But if you were from New York and you don't rap, that's what she said.

Lori (32:42.316)
There's a vast difference between rhyming and rapping. Two different things.

Kelli (32:42.889)
I mean

Kelli (32:48.31)
Right. Right.

And you gotta pitch your voice, you don't rap monotone.

Well, anyway, the mic yeah, the Mike gets the mic away from Luann. Thank you, Jesus. And Teresa starts off the talent show. And it's so funny that she played the Sax. I played the Saks in elementary school too. and I do think I think she was warming up and producers were making it like she had started. But when she started playing, she could really play. She got it. Yeah. So

Wendy (33:07.772)
Lori (33:11.82)
that's so funny.

Wendy (33:21.608)
She got it! Yup, she got it.

Lori (33:21.664)
She did. She could really play. Absolutely.

Kelli (33:27.096)
Teresa played the sacks, Lisa raps, Kyle does her split, Portia does an interpretive dance, Giselle kisses ass. Vicky rants, and then Alex McCord comes out as the Australian breakdancer with her Herman Munster shoes on. And she does the Australian breakdance.

Wendy (33:37.859)
my God, loved that.

Wendy (33:46.996)
But wait a second, was that from the Olympics when that, yeah, it was the Olympics, right? But Alex.

Kelli (33:50.937)
The Olympics. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think anybody in that room knew what it was. No.

Lori (33:51.615)
Olympics.

Lori (33:57.257)
No. No one knows. No. No.

Wendy (33:58.005)
don't think they did either. I don't think they did either. And the funny thing is, like, Alex wasn't supposed to be a part of this. She wasn't one of the housewives.

Kelli (34:05.858)
I know, I know. Well, she got second place and then Lisa got runner up and Teresa got first place, but of course Lisa feels like she should have gotten first place.

Lori (34:17.492)
I loved when she was doing that Australian breakdance thing and Jessel says, I'm glad I didn't eat mushrooms. And Lisa's like, it's kind of like staring at the eclipse, like, you know you shouldn't, but you can't help yourself.

Wendy (34:17.681)
she does.

Kelli (34:33.358)
That's so funny. So then the housewives get up on the stage.

Wendy (34:37.46)
Well, how about when Lisa says, Lisa says in her confessional, she's like, I'm trying to be here for Luanne, but she keeps exiting stage left and exiting stage right. And then they're like following her around, trying to be like, she's literally like chasing her around to be there for her. I'm like.

Kelli (34:47.458)
Yeah.

Kelli (34:54.38)
Yeah, because they're trying to take a picture and Luann literally jumps in front of the in front of everybody and Giselle's like, yo, like you've been doing this the whole trip. Now, I understand Luann is bigger, taller than all the ladies. So you want to be in the middle, but she literally jumped in front of them. This wasn't her trying to position herself in the middle so she didn't look so big.

Lori (34:55.968)
What are you doing?

Wendy (34:57.522)
Right.

Lori (35:13.172)
Yes, it was bad.

Wendy (35:13.652)
and put our arms out.

Lori (35:18.988)
I'm gonna ask you this.

think there was some skiing involved.

Wendy (35:26.385)
you think so? You don't think it was just, I thought it was just alcohol. You think there was skiing involved?

Kelli (35:28.062)
that's word on the street.

No, she was into the Coca-Cola. that's all over social media. And it explains a lot.

Lori (35:35.73)
I'm thinking, cause that was like.

Wendy (35:36.116)
Lori (35:40.104)
Yeah, I was like, a lot, yes.

Wendy (35:43.294)
This is where I'm so naive to this shit, because I never picked that up. I was like, she's not really acting drunk.

Kelli (35:48.589)
You have to watch the you have to watch how it plays out. It's very it's very amped up behavior, right? You're all over the place. You're all but then wait a minute, let me finish. Then you get angry. When the anger rolls in, that's when you know that's what was going on.

Lori (35:54.604)
It's very squirrely, very squirrely, very squirrely.

Wendy (35:55.036)
No, that makes sense. No, no, no, it's-

It makes sense.

Lori (36:06.668)
Squirrely then angry.

Kelli (36:09.068)
Yep. It's like and then you're like pissed.

Wendy (36:09.918)
Okay, I did not know that.

Okay.

Kelli (36:15.746)
Yeah. So that is word on the street on social media though.

Wendy (36:17.668)
my god, that's crazy. Alright, well that explains it.

Lori (36:20.374)
That's what I want to know. All right.

Kelli (36:22.796)
Yeah. So Kyle, so, so you know, then they're like they're trying to tell Luann, like, you've been doing this the whole trip, you've been out of line, blah blah blah. And then she's like, so everybody's talking about me. And Kyle tells her, Well, the only thing I said is that you want to be in the middle of every photo. And Luann says she feels like the tides are turning and she knows the tides, and Kyle's like, She's like

Lori (36:50.284)
with all her pirate, her pirate isms.

Kelli (36:52.652)
Jeez, you sleep with a pirate one time.

Lori (36:56.202)
Yeah. her pirate shit. I was like, okay.

Wendy (36:59.358)
But what about her boyfriend, her pirate boyfriend that showed up?

Kelli (37:03.01)
Well, the other word on the street is that he's paid. He's being paid.

Wendy (37:06.435)
Lori (37:09.534)
He did look like a deer in the headlights. Like, I don't know what to say to anybody. I don't know what to do with her. Like he had that. He had like this look on his face, like, you know. Yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know what was going on with that. I love how Giselle said sometimes you just got a yank a bitch.

Kelli (37:39.663)
Well, Lisa says she doesn't care if people are late and she doesn't really think it's about Portia being late. It's about Lou being the center of attention. and then somebody was try like like like what Wendy said, Lisa's like, I'm trying to be here for her, but she keeps walking off. And then they bring a cake out. So you think we're gonna like divert the attention?

Wendy (37:57.606)
She does.

Wendy (38:02.612)
Felix brings the cake out.

Lori (38:04.502)
Yeah, the Heron Monster shoes kick.

Kelli (38:06.168)
Who b Ale

Wendy (38:06.494)
They're Alex Br- Yeah, they're Herman Munster's shoes cake.

Kelli (38:10.08)
Yeah. But then Luann goes right back to talking about Portia being late.

Like chick

Wendy (38:17.456)
I wrote down that she was slurring as she's saying it again. She's two hours late. Was she slurring?

Lori (38:20.818)
yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Kelli (38:23.214)
Well yeah, I mean if you're drinking and you know I'm sure.

Wendy (38:26.063)
she was doing both. Okay. I mean, I thought it was because, okay. All right. I don't know. I don't know. Sorry.

Lori (38:32.022)
She must have said two hours late at least 10 times. At least.

Kelli (38:32.31)
I mean we

Wendy (38:37.278)
my gosh, I would say probably 50. They only showed us 10. I bet you should have said it 50 times.

Kelli (38:37.453)
Yes.

Kelli (38:42.914)
And nobody said it wasn't two hours, Luann. Nobody said that. So maybe it really was two hours.

Lori (38:47.404)
Right, Nobody said that. I think it really was too.

Wendy (38:48.071)
now.

I think it was, because nobody corrected her.

Kelli (38:53.528)
Which is rude.

Lori (38:55.994)
extremely rude it is.

Wendy (38:56.478)
Well, I mean, is it rude? I mean, is it rude? Why does she have, like, I feel like she's like, this is the-

Lori (39:00.978)
It is a little rude because nobody else was late to anybody else's party. You know what I mean?

Kelli (39:07.47)
One hour, one hour you're like, all right.

Wendy (39:07.548)
Yeah, no, it's rude.

Lori (39:10.508)
Two hours is like, that's, yeah. And you have a whole team to help you out. Like, come on. Why are you? Like, what is it that you could possibly be doing? How about when Luann is talking again about her being late and there's just some random dude and he's like,

Wendy (39:14.002)
Yeah, I think honestly, I think at this point Porsche was done.

Yeah, she did have a whole team.

Kelli (39:22.53)
Why are you so late?

Wendy (39:36.278)
my gosh, that was great.

Lori (39:39.858)
she's rambling on about two hours late and he goes, I don't know what you're talking about. I just wanted to say what's up.

Kelli (39:45.314)
Yeah.

Wendy (39:45.447)
I

I so love that part.

Lori (39:48.973)
I was like, dude, you are the star of the show, man. He was just like so chill. He was like, Great. I don't know. Yeah. And I wrote down, you know, when we get to the scene with her in our hotel room, she's talking to Dorinda, I wrote down, is she mentally ill? Like, I was just like.

Wendy (39:56.755)
Yeah, I just want to say, what's up? I don't know what you're ranting about, but I'm glad to be here.

Kelli (40:11.874)
No, she probably got up and did another bump. Because she's going on and on and on about Portia being late and you know, Dorinda's just trying to be like, All right, well Dorinda's trying to talk. She's talking over her and over her and over her. It's like

Wendy (40:14.908)
I think she was totally on it. Yeah, I thought I... I wrote that.

Lori (40:14.944)
some.

Lori (40:18.582)
She was acting very...

Lori (40:25.078)
She was a little deranged. She was a little like, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is a little more than kooky.

Wendy (40:30.9)
I down, no, I wrote down that. was like, is she still drunk the next day? Cause she's like totally like off her rocker still and she's delusional. I wrote down the exact same thing. I was like, what is going on with her?

Lori (40:39.318)
She was off a rocker.

Lori (40:44.684)
Yeah, I was like, whoa, whoa.

Wendy (40:46.994)
Ugh.

Kelli (40:47.05)
Mm-hmm. Yeah. So then Luann's late to the sprinter van and Portia's like in her confessional is like she knows she's wrong because she's late. Like she don't even want to show up. But honestly, she didn't seem very accountable when she got on that van. Nope. She

Lori (41:02.77)
No. No.

Wendy (41:04.199)
Not at all.

Kelli (41:10.363)
Vicky tells her, If you jumped in front of me one more time to take a picture I was gonna give you a noogie.

That was funny.

Lori (41:16.714)
And I love how she asks, have I been obnoxious? And the whole van is silent.

Kelli (41:23.02)
Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (41:24.596)
Well, Luanne says to Vicki, you know, I don't want to hurt your feelings. I want to lift you up. And Vicki says, well, I don't even think you know you're doing it. She said, no, I don't. Vicki said, well, I think that you think that you're in a cabaret all day every day. And Luanne says, well, I'm not going to apologize for who I am. I'm not going to do that. I'm like, she really has no awareness at all. And Portia says, Luanne, you.

Kelli (41:45.706)
No. But what an attitude change. What an attitude change she had from when she was on the phone with Dorinda and she was like And then she gets on the phone, gets on the sprinter van. She's like, Good morning.

Wendy (41:58.217)
Yeah. she jumped on the bus like nothing had happened. Yeah. And then Portia said, like, listen, know, Luanne, you do this all the time. Like at first I was joking about you, about it with you, but then all of a sudden Vicky started complaining about it. And I started realizing and paying attention that this is, this is what you do. And then she's like, well, first of all, Portia, you were two hours late. I'm like, my God, we're back to this.

Kelli (42:00.876)
Exactly.

Lori (42:25.932)
two hours later in this, that's all I kept thinking of is this Spongebob voice. His is I think, his I think really says three hours later, but I couldn't get it out of my head.

Kelli (42:29.036)
Yeah, Porsche says it's a

Kelli (42:36.652)
Yeah. It's it it varies 'cause w it'll be three hours later or two days later. It varies. They said it's a lot out of the

Lori (42:44.469)
okay. Yeah. But it just, I couldn't get that out of my head.

Kelli (42:48.578)
Yeah. So Portia says it's a problem that you don't have self awareness or accountability. And Luann says, Yes, I do, and I'm sorry you feel that way. So Luann, you know, gets emotional and Lisa hugs her and Portia says, Stop enabling her. Like they are done, done. It is true.

Wendy (42:49.03)
I know.

Wendy (43:04.038)
It's true. Yeah, Porsche's done.

Lori (43:07.135)
It is true.

Kelli (43:09.002)
I mean, she was on one. She was definitely on one in this episode. Well, she's been on one, but And it's a shame because on other ultimate like she's been great on other girls' trips. She was great on Crappy Lake.

Lori (43:22.546)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, she, there was, yeah, there was, when she was in that hotel room, I was like, there's something wrong. This is not, this is not just kookadooga. This is, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Kelli (43:33.005)
Yeah.

Wendy (43:38.245)
No, it was bad. It was bad. mean, Portia said to Luanne, like, I've been sparing you this entire trip. Like, you have actually been obnoxious. And Luanne said, well, that's news to me. She has been obnoxious. Like, she has been obnoxious. And I like Luanne. I liked Luanne and Sonya in Crappy Lake. I thought Sonya was the obnoxious one in Crappy Lake. But now it's Luanne that is the obnoxious one. Maybe she needs Sonya here to balance her out.

Kelli (43:52.248)
She has definitely been obnoxious.

Lori (43:56.565)
Yeah.

Kelli (43:56.578)
I know.

Lori (43:59.633)
I love that.

Kelli (44:02.7)
Yeah.

But it's the substances. It's the substances because she didn't drink for a long time after that DUI.

Wendy (44:08.158)
Yeah.

Wendy (44:12.582)
Yeah, it is the substances. It is.

Lori (44:14.142)
Yeah, I don't know.

Kelli (44:16.002)
I don't think she's a good drinker. And when she drinks it probably leads to other substances. I I don't know. I I'm just you know.

Lori (44:23.052)
Yeah, we're just spitballing, there's, I don't know how you watch that scene in her hotel room and not be like a little concerned because it's.

Kelli (44:25.464)
Yep.

Kelli (44:35.96)
Concerning.

Lori (44:36.841)
It's concerning.

Kelli (44:39.884)
Yep, totally agree.

Lori (44:40.086)
So again, we'd like to ask our audience, do you feel that that scene was concerning?

Wendy (44:46.77)
Yeah, I will say that I am so looking forward to Blue Stone Manor and seeing the Rhode Island girls hash it out and see what goes on there behind the scenes without even Luan, like the whole everything else, all the other shit that's going on. I can't wait for that.

Lori (44:48.524)
What do you guys think?

Kelli (45:04.462)
Did you see the clip of go ahead.

Lori (45:04.566)
Well, I did see a coming attraction where they do do this big thing for Vicky.

Wendy (45:11.495)
they do? Why?

Lori (45:12.244)
Mm-hmm. They just give her flowers, like act, right, act, they give her actual flowers and just give a whole, and I think it was Luann. I think it was the Luann. Luann, I think gives her speech actually. Yeah. So.

Wendy (45:15.572)
You

Kelli (45:15.95)
Because she started this franchise twenty years ago.

Wendy (45:23.508)
Because Andy's there. because Andy's there.

Kelli (45:32.43)
Well, I saw a scene with the Rhode Island girls and Rula is kind of telling her story and Liz gets very like, you know You were never homeless does one of those to her. Like, you know, it's like all right, Liz. Yeah, but I'm saying it was one of those moments to Rula at Bluestone Manor.

Lori (45:46.131)
One of those things, yeah.

Wendy (45:48.734)
That's to Alicia. That's to Alicia. Not to Rula. okay.

Lori (45:53.845)
Right, like Tarula. Yeah, it was kind of a thing like you knew he was cheating on you. Don't be like acting like this was playing out. Because Rula is trying to be like, this was playing out in real time. And Liz was like, no, no, no, which is probably true. She's probably right. But it's but it was just funny. Kelly's right. She had the act, the whole Rhode Island act.

Wendy (45:56.661)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kelli (46:00.983)
Right. Yeah.

Kelli (46:06.605)
Right.

Kelli (46:10.06)
Yeah. I'm sure it is.

Wendy (46:10.13)
No, I-

Kelli (46:18.998)
Yes.

Wendy (46:19.474)
Yeah, so this is so funny. This is why I'm here for it, because we know this filmed before we saw the season of Rhode Island, right? And I'm just curious to see how it plays out, because it filmed before we saw Rhode Island, and then we saw Rhode Island, and then we saw the Rhode Island reunion, and we know where they were at then. And it's so curious to see what happened.

Kelli (46:28.492)
Yeah. Yes.

Lori (46:28.684)
Huh.

Wendy (46:47.814)
in the middle, right? That's what I'm excited to see.

Lori (46:49.33)
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK. I didn't even realize that. So we shall see. yeah, they got. Yeah, I think they did. They caused a big ruckus. They were ill behaved.

Kelli (46:52.236)
Yeah. I think they get kicked out, the Rhode Island girls.

Wendy (46:53.554)
Yeah, and we... They may. I mean, I heard...

Kelli (47:00.972)
Yeah. And I was assuming it was between Kelsey and Rosie. But now I don't know. Could be any of

Lori (47:08.052)
I don't know, we'll see.

Wendy (47:10.59)
I know. And you know, they filmed Rhode Island this summer. So again, like this is the stuff I look forward to. I look forward to see what happens in Rhode Island this summer. I look forward to see, like we know Beverly Hills is filming when they just filmed with Farrah's baby shower. Potomac is coming out in like two weeks, not even. Like Potomac is coming back. And where does that fall into when they filmed it and when Giselle was on Ultimate Girls trip?

Kelli (47:22.347)
yeah.

Wendy (47:38.994)
Like I want to see like how this all intermingles because I find this very interesting. I don't know. I don't know. Am I the only one that finds it?

Kelli (47:40.611)
Yeah.

Kelli (47:46.584)
Well, I mean they obviously filmed in the winter because it there was snow on the ground in New York. I wonder it was when we had that big i you know, it snowed and then we had the ice storm.

Lori (47:50.988)
There is snow on the ground, right?

Wendy (47:52.849)
Right, but when did they film?

Lori (47:58.856)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wendy (48:01.672)
But when did they film Potomac? I don't know when they filmed Potomac.

Kelli (48:04.268)
I mean they could have well, look it. We're watching New York and they only filmed in March, right? March or April. So Potomac could have been over the summer too. Well, maybe not if it's coming out already. But New York only filmed in March and April of two thousand twenty six because Lori said, you know, the timing with Cy separating from her husband and then them filming. Yeah, Lori looked it up.

Lori (48:23.552)
Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wendy (48:25.366)
okay, so you looked that up. Okay, so see, I didn't even, I didn't know what the timing was. I didn't know what the timing was.

Kelli (48:30.776)
So I mean Jersey, I think they're grasping at straws because we're not gonna see that until late twenty twenty six, they're saying, and maybe we'll get nine episodes.

Wendy (48:39.464)
You mean 2027? Do you think we're gonna see a 2026?

Kelli (48:42.582)
I think they said late twenty twenty six, but it could be early twenty twenty seven. I think that it sucks and they're trying to do, you know, something.

Kelli (48:55.414)
All right, let's wrap it up. We're at almost an hour.

Wendy (48:57.246)
Yeah. Yeah. All right. So thank you for watching and listening. Bye.

Kelli (48:59.744)
All right, thanks for watching and

Bye.