RHUGT S5 E7 Everybody’s Singing and Vicki Is Over It

Lori (00:00.75)
Hi, welcome to We Wine Whenever. This is Lori. And tonight we're talking about Ultimate Girls Trip, episode seven, Sisterhood of the Travelling Housewives. I thought that was a cute cute little name.

Kelli (00:04.316)
I'm Kelly.

Kelli (00:15.708)
It is cute and I love that movie, so

Lori (00:17.856)
Yes. So we're still in Miami and we see Lisa getting glam and she tells her makeup artist to give her bitch face instead of baby face. And then we say see a little scene with Vicky and Kyle and Kyle's yelling at her that she has three bras on. So funny. And then we see Portia and Giselle. I keep writing her name Gazelle. Like the animal.

Yeah. So she's getting glazed with Nivea cream. Got a nice little showing there. I don't know if you noticed that. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And Lisa in her little confessional says shit's weird in Miami. An excuse to get naked. And then we see scenes from the past seasons, Lisa Hutchins. I don't even know her name.

Kelli (00:48.606)
I just call her Jizzy.

Kelli (00:56.402)
Yes, yes. Little plug.

Kelli (01:10.536)
It's true.

Kelli (01:17.15)
Hoxtein, Hoxtein.

Lori (01:18.282)
Oxtein, Alexia, Marisol, Kiki, Larsa, and Adriana. so we see their little blurbs, right? It's confusing.

Kelli (01:29.084)
Yeah, so that party was at her house on Star Island when she was still married, but obviously this party is not gonna be on.

Lori (01:35.286)
Is not pain. Yeah. So, then we see Jacqueline Lorita comes in after not seeing Melissa for ten years and goes right up to her and they kinda hug it out. So that was good.

Kelli (01:46.132)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (01:49.789)
Yeah, I mean listen, Melissa and Jaclyn are gonna basically agree to let everything go because Melissa turned on Jacqueline to stay on the show with Teresa. So what are you gonna do? You gonna hash it out ten years later? No. She did she did what she did. She signed the deal with the devil. That's what she did.

Lori (02:02.568)
No. Makes no sense. Yeah.

There you go. And then I have I don't know why I wrote this down. See, 'cause a lot of this is confusing because I don't watch Miami, so I don't know. I have Kiki and Jody still living in the same house. Why'd I write that down? Do we know?

Kelli (02:17.093)
yeah.

Kelli (02:23.502)
Lisa was dating Jodi. So maybe it was Lisa and Jodi. I don't remember seeing I don't think I watched this on Peacock though, I'm not sure. Lisa and Jodi were dating, but they are no longer dating. So maybe she maybe she said that they were still living in the same house.

Lori (02:26.827)
Okay.

Lori (02:33.164)
okay, so maybe there's some things on there that

Lori (02:41.996)
Yeah, I don't know. Teresa says her and Melissa are in a good place and hopes that the upcoming season goes well. And then yeah. And then I wrote down Luan doing some weird shit. I don't know what that was.

Kelli (02:51.252)
I heard it's not.

Kelli (02:57.382)
I have I have Luannas wearing some crazy get up.

Lori (03:00.438)
Yeah. So that's yeah. Yeah, she was doing some like weird like dancing just some weird shit. Just the way I'm doing weird shit. And then

Kelli (03:11.454)
Yeah, people are like like worried about her after watching this. Yeah.

Lori (03:15.342)
Well win?

She's just being Le Wan, right?

Kelli (03:19.708)
I know. I just think, you know, I get maybe not maybe worried is the wrong word. Like I I don't know.

Lori (03:26.114)
But i isn't she doing what she always does? Like isn't it

Kelli (03:29.766)
She's like leaning into a lot of things more than she normally does.

Lori (03:33.602)
More than she does. Yeah, maybe she's just trying to be extra. You know what I mean? But extra, extra. so then the girls from Miami, Lisa says,

Kelli (03:37.086)
Probably.

Lori (03:49.24)
To Larsa that they haven't seen you and Larsa said she hasn't been invited, right? I get that right?

Kelli (03:55.561)
Yes. So Lisa and Larsa had beef last season on Miami because Larsa was dating this guy, Marcus. They broke up. Lisa and her then boyfriend Jody were friends with Marcus and they followed him on social media. And Larsa wanted them to unfollow him on social media. Certainly Lisa. And she wouldn't. And and then that's why Lisa Barlow's like

Lori (04:19.256)
Come on, suck.

Kelli (04:23.004)
I'm at Marcus. I f I still follow him on social media.

Lori (04:25.91)
Right, right. And so Larissa tells her, answer your phone, sweetie. let's see.

Kelli (04:34.748)
Larsa is the poster child for extra. She was married to Scottie Pippen, who was a Chicago bull, and he played with Michael Jordan. Marcus, her ex-boyfriend, is Michael Jordan's son. So she was married to Scottie Pippen, an NBA player, had three or four kids with him. They get divorced and she starts dating his ex teammate's son.

Lori (04:58.958)
how you don't like

Kelli (05:00.754)
Larsa is the poster child for extra.

Lori (05:05.024)
Okay. And then

Kelli (05:08.904)
I liked when Lisa Barlow said about Lisa and Larsa fighting that it sounded like a tele nova.

Lori (05:18.026)
And then let's see. Lisa said that she hadn't heard from Larsa since the reunion. And Larsa says, Well, we're here for you at your party, we're naked for you And she says, You're always naked

yeah, Melissa says I'm watching Miami Live right now. And then Teresa says hi to that girl Kiki and she tells her all about her new titties.

Kelli (05:47.376)
yeah. That that was a big thing last season too. She kept talking about her new boobs, like

She was she was too much Kiki. She was I mean, I liked Kiki, but she could be a little too much.

Lori (05:57.293)
Yeah.

Lori (06:00.918)
Yeah, a little too much. And then Melissa asks I don't remember her name. If she's still with Todd. Alexia. Okay. And she sa Melissa says she saw them together at some hotel when they weren't supposed to be together.

Kelli (06:08.935)
Alexia.

Kelli (06:17.68)
Exactly when she said at the reunion that they were not together.

Lori (06:23.136)
Right, and then yeah. So mm-hmm. And then I wrote down Lisa gives gives a speech about herself.

Kelli (06:31.476)
Totally all about herself.

Lori (06:33.302)
Mm-hmm. and then the scene with

Kelli (06:37.106)
I was twenty seven years old when I joined Housewives. Like that was okay, but then it like just went into like an autobiography.

Lori (06:42.188)
It just kept going.

Yes. And by the way I'm single. I think everybody knows. I think everybody knows. And then how about the scene with Larsa and Lisa Barlow?

Kelli (06:47.772)
E vai.

Kelli (06:56.826)
about the Ben Affleck premiere?

Lori (06:59.534)
It's funny.

Kelli (07:01.488)
It's funny, but quite honestly, Larsa telling anyone to stop name-dropping, she yes, she was married to Scottie Pippen, so she had some fame, but she was obsessed with the Kardashians. She didn't always have that ass. She got that ass because she was obsessed with the Kardashians. She was like a fangirl. So it's just so funny that she's telling somebody else not to name drop.

Lori (07:25.706)
Right. That's what I saw that's what I saw people online saying that's like yeah. Like that of all people her telling her not to dame name drop. But Lisa just is clueless because she just keeps going on and just saying doing the same thing that the girl's telling her not to do and she just keeps she just can't help herself. And that chick Adriana comes out singing, she should not sing.

Kelli (07:31.464)
For sure, for sure.

Kelli (07:46.568)
Yeah.

Kelli (07:54.153)
Well, the funniest part is that they're they're hiding the microphone from Luann. And then here comes Adriana out.

Lori (08:00.802)
I'm sure.

Kelli (08:04.51)
Singing. Yeah.

Lori (08:04.706)
Doing the same thing, yeah. And Vicky and her confessional, why do they think they could sing and dance? I'm not in the mood for another performance. So funny.

Kelli (08:13.62)
That was really

Lori (08:15.468)
And then Vicky and Luam were smoking a cigar.

And then Teresa and Marisol and somebody else, I forget, was there, like sitting at the bar, having something to eat and they said someone left some wig pieces on the bar. I was like, Okay.

Kelli (08:32.002)
yeah. I don't I don't remember who else was there, but I I saw that, yeah.

Lori (08:34.09)
Yeah, somebody else was with it. Teresa Maritol and somebody else. And then did you see where Lisa says, when Adriana is singing, she's a great singer.

Lori (08:48.046)
How about when Kyle says, Let's go, Vicky, grab your personality douche and let's hit the road I was like, Kyle, you're pretty funny.

Kelli (08:49.47)
Mm.

Kelli (08:55.932)
Yeah.

Kelli (08:59.796)
She's very funny on this, Kyle.

Lori (09:01.502)
Yeah. She I don't know, I guess the past couple episodes of Beverly Hills, maybe she's been in like a funk or something and she's feeling a little better. 'Cause I feel like she's I mean, they're all different on this show than they are on their own shows, but I feel like Kyle's like a little a little better.

Kelli (09:21.897)
Yeah.

Kelli (09:26.276)
they all just have their guard down because well yeah and yeah it does seem it does seem like Kyle's in a little bit of a better place mentally. Yeah you're right. I do think they all have their guard down. But yeah, she seems you know I mean who knows maybe maybe you know things are better with her Morgan like 'cause I I think they are I think they are together. She's not saying it. finally she did say it. Okay.

Lori (09:34.156)
Better place, right? Yeah.

Lori (09:51.756)
I think she came out and said no, I think she did come out and say it. I think she did come out and say it, yeah.

Kelli (09:57.375)
I mean I feel bad that she can't be in a relations you know, publicly in a relationship with somebody because of how the fans treated them, but you know I don't know.

Lori (10:07.64)
Well, I the pro the whole problem was you were sideswiping the whole thing the whole time. Like don't bring her on the show and present something and then say, no. Like you you d you people aren't seeing what you're seeing. That's where it becomes a problem. And then people are like, I don't know, you know? And then of course Louanne was singing in the airport.

Lori (10:35.463)
and then we get to Luann and her boyfriend at the hotel in New York, right?

Kelli (10:40.51)
Yeah, I mean and then Dorinda shows up and like basically jumps in bed with him almost.

Lori (10:48.046)
It was so weird. Like, but you but s this is the thing. You're in your hotel room, somebody knocks on the door, you're laying in your bed having your coffee. When they knock on the door and she says, that's Dorinda, you get the fuck out of the bed, you put a robe on, you s you slip on your sweatpants, you don't stay in the who stays in the bed?

Kelli (10:49.715)
I don't

Kelli (11:06.428)
Right.

Kelli (11:11.024)
I don't know. That was so bizarre to me.

Lori (11:13.068)
And it wasn't like Dorinda knew him well and like it but even so, even if he did know him well, like why would you stay I thought it was weird. I thought it was weird that he stayed in the bed. Like normal thing was you jump up, you put a robe on, you put your sweats on, throw a T shirt on. Like, you wouldn't just lay that was weird. It was weird. Yeah.

Kelli (11:18.087)
I know.

Kelli (11:22.162)
Yeah, I don't wanna see anybody's husband in their underwear.

Yeah.

Kelli (11:35.902)
What are we doing? Very weird.

Lori (11:40.44)
Sula Anne says that her and Durinda are tight and they talk all the time. So we find out Dorinda is hosting a gangster lunch.

And

Kelli (11:53.941)
So it's a it's a repeat of something they did on New Year. Again, these I don't know what I don't know why they're so they're repeating her gangster lunch where she went clip, clip to Sonia and then I guess they're repeating the Halloween party 'cause Dorinda threw a Halloween I I don't know. I mean, I just feel like there were other just like Vicky doing the Bunko party. Like if we're gonna recreate things

Lori (12:07.586)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kelli (12:23.73)
I just feel like there's other better things to recreate. But whatever. It's fun. It's you know. I like this concept of the ultimate girls where they travel to different cities. I like this concept. So I hope they continue with this.

Lori (12:26.639)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Lori (12:37.005)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (12:40.48)
So Giselle tells Vicky she feels like she has blossomed the second half of the trip. And Vicky says she's shy and reserved and doesn't want to be told like when to whoop it up. And Giselle in her confessional says Vicky needed to feel like she was supported and seen. Por si says she swapped Luann being annoying. You know, swapped out Vicki being annoying to Luann.

Kelli (13:07.06)
Yeah. Word on the

Lori (13:09.55)
Mm.

Lori (13:14.44)
let's see. Portia says she has a theory. Luanne was no, that was funny. She said Portia thought that Luann was saying Elvis was her uncle.

Remember that?

Kelli (13:29.998)
yeah.

Lori (13:32.514)
When they were at the lunch, yeah, yeah, it's funny. Yeah. And then Giselle says, We've you know, talking about land, we've heard all the songs, and Portia says, no, you haven't. She's got a song about hearing all the songs.

Kelli (13:34.772)
Yes.

So the

Kelli (13:46.064)
No.

Kelli (13:52.021)
Seriously, she's gotta stop the singing. Like I just feel like she's shoving it down people down people's necks.

Lori (14:01.206)
Yeah, it's no good. then so they're getting ready to go to this party and Lisa says we have no Italians in Utah, but we do have Olive Garden. And Vicky did not want to get in the car with Loanne.

Kelli (14:08.893)
Yeah.

Kelli (14:17.732)
gotta be honest with you, I kinda don't blame her.

Lori (14:20.578)
Yeah, no. I gotta say too. I I couldn't blame her.

Kelli (14:24.242)
Listen, by the way, Lisa Barlow, you probably do have Italians in Utah, but they're on the witness protection plan, so you don't know them well. Right. They're there, you just don't know.

Lori (14:30.926)
So you don't know them well. Right. Right. Right. They're there. You just don't know. Yeah. so Dorinda and Luann say they haven't spoken to Sonia. And Luann says unless you're waving five grand in Sonia's face, she's not showing up.

Kelli (14:46.238)
That though. I mean they did crappy leg together.

Lori (14:47.906)
Yeah. But it w I just doesn't feel the same though. Yeah, it doesn't feel the same though without like Bethany, without Sonia, you know what I mean? Like it's it's like a package deal. Without Ramona, you know what I mean? Like

Kelli (15:02.104)
I agree. I agree. Because Kelly Bensimone, she's the last fucking person I want to see on this show. She's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. You should just watch the you should just watch the Scary Island episodes and that's all you need to know about Kelly Bensimone. She's cuckoo cuchoo.

Lori (15:09.783)
Yeah, she is cuckoo.

Lori (15:18.424)
Yeah. Cool, cool. Yeah.

Kelli (15:24.35)
How about when Carol showed up and and she's asking for food and they're saying she can't she can't find anything she'll eat and they offer her like I don't they offered her something she said, no, I can't have the mozzarella. And then she asked for a slice of pizza. what do you think's on pizza?

Lori (15:24.354)
let's

Lori (15:33.838)
She had mozzarella, no, she can't have and then she has pizza. I was thinking the same thing. I was thinking the same thing, like, what are you doing?

Kelli (15:43.188)
Holy cow

Lori (15:45.832)
And Giselle meets Carol and then she says, she's the woman who's gonna give you the nice nasty. Teresa said,

That she made the guy a lot of money at the restaurant where she flipped the table and he still charges her when she goes back there. It's funny.

Kelli (16:06.932)
That's kinda surprising. I think the place was called Lunella. I gotta look that up. That's kinda surprising that he charges her. I mean, my God, if there's any anywhere in Jersey that Teresa should eat free, it should be that place.

Lori (16:15.156)
I know, right? That's what she said.

Lori (16:20.256)
It's there, right? Yeah. And she's right. She probably did make them a lot of business, gave him a lot of business. Yeah. So Gisela asks, How did you end up at this restaurant? And they say Bethany. And and Dorinda says she showed up the most gangster with a hangover. And and she's yeah, she did the hair of the dog instead of water and became a little gangster and says the next day she sobered up.

Kelli (16:24.585)
of course.

Kelli (16:39.326)
Just kept drinking.

Lori (16:49.581)
And

Lori (16:53.824)
And she was saying, you know, the next day she was saying to production, like, don't use that clip. Promise me you won't use that clip. Yeah. And Teresa and Teresa in her confessional, says, We all say things and then I love a production blurbing her face, saying prostitution or that was great. It's like production, you're good. I just loved how they did it. Like it was just her face. It was great.

Kelli (16:59.518)
Yeah.

Kelli (17:13.106)
Yeah, yeah.

Kelli (17:19.698)
Yeah. Yeah.

Lori (17:22.914)
And then Carol reads her sisterhood forged through the fire of housewives blah blah blah.

Kelli (17:28.624)
It's listen, this does make me laugh because, you know, Carol was off the show because she said to Andy Cohen at a reunion, What are you scared of her too? About Bethany. Because that's when Andy and Bethany were like this. And then Carol was also quoted. Somebody said something about Andy Cohen's success. And she said, Yeah, on the backs of all these women.

Lori (17:53.75)
Which is true.

Kelli (17:54.663)
It's one hundred percent true. But now, now that she's back on the show, it's a sisterhood. It's it's all kumbaya.

Lori (18:02.38)
Right. She's right. She's waxing poetically, yes.

Kelli (18:06.524)
Yep. But before she was, you know, speaking facts.

Lori (18:11.692)
Right, right. So Kyle in her confessional talks about, you know, about how millions of people are weighing in on your life, which is can't be a fun thing.

And then Teresa's crying.

Kelli (18:32.156)
Yeah, I mean, you know, you're gonna talk about roses and thorns. Teresa definitely has more thorns than roses, but a lot of it was self-inflicted. I'm sorry. A lot of it was self-inflicted. I'm sorry she lost her parents. That's a that was a terrible tragedy. But shit, man, you went to jail because you're guilty. That's why you went to jail. You fell out with your brother because you were nasty. You fell out with your brother again.

Because you married somebody who manipulated you into being nasty again. Like, this is all self-inflicted stuff. Most of it.

Lori (19:06.656)
Again. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. And Vicky says she's used to seeing like more of a stony exterior to Teresa. And and I r I must it it must be you rubbing off on me, Kelly. Because as she's going on and is getting set and crying, I'm writing, What is this, the fucking Teresa cheerleading squad? Like I get the I get the support, but it I felt like it was a little much.

Kelli (19:32.568)
yeah.

Kelli (19:36.776)
Giselle saying she's the poster child for the come up girl. I'm sorry. And Giselle saying that.

Lori (19:40.536)
Yeah. Lisa said you're a champion for single mothers.

Kelli (19:46.313)
Yeah yeah, and Giselle saying that her daughter Grace's idol is Gia girl, Grace. I believe you are in an HBU HB you know you gotta get a better idol than G Ju Dice. I mean, come the fuck on.

Kelli (20:08.776)
That was ridiculous.

Lori (20:08.94)
I thought it was a little it I thought it was a little I thought it was a little much. Like it was okay like when Giselle said something, but then when Lisa said something and then Louanne says, It's called resilience and I was just like, Okay. okay now. We got

Kelli (20:25.98)
It's called she needed a paycheck because she was broke. She had no choice. She still has no choice.

Lori (20:31.86)
Right. I was like, okay, we gotta just like put the brakes on this Teresa party a little bit.

Kelli (20:37.854)
She would have had a choice if she didn't marry Louis. If she didn't get with Louis, if if Louis didn't seek her out the way he did, her life would be so different right now.

Lori (20:46.51)
Mm. And manipulate her, which I think he totally did. I think he totally manipulated her.

Kelli (20:52.552)
He totally did. He his sisters found her on social media and told him exactly where to go. This is after his failed attempts to date Alexia. So he is horrible. And I think to Right. Right.

Lori (21:01.983)
I remember, yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.

Lori (21:07.062)
And all the stuff with his ex. Ooh. Scary. I think he's scary. And Giselle said she was the only single mom to grace her oldest and that like we said, G is a hero and she can relate. she told Teresa, You're not only being a great role model, but how you know how your children came out and I don't want you to look back at this experience and regret it because it's made you amazing and

In confessional trees Giselle says Teresa's like a wounded bird and again I was like, Okay. Because I see her and I want to protect her, but Loanne I'm gonna throw her over the edge and she can fly if she wants to. I thought that was funny. I did laugh at that. And Kyle says, I always commended you because I have four girls.

Kelli (21:53.94)
No.

Lori (22:04.33)
And she was saying how her daughter, I guess it was Portia wrote her college essay on Only Remember Being on Housewives. And Kyle says she feels guilty. and

Kelli (22:14.516)
Yeah, like that poor little girl doesn't even remember what life was like without being miked up.

Lori (22:18.21)
But not that without being mic'd up. And Kyle says, you know, like she grew up being an actress and on T V, so she didn't think it was a big deal and she says, I carry that now. and Teresa saying, I'm jumping around because I have

Kelli (22:38.031)
H D H D

Lori (22:39.008)
It's

Lori (22:45.302)
And I don't think I don't think that's fake. I don't think it's fake.

Kelli (22:45.48)
You know, the thing is, is that listen, my f my father will say things like that. He's eighty.

Lori (22:52.684)
Right. You're not.

Kelli (22:53.844)
Teresa's two years older than me. You're fifty-four years old. You grew up in Patterson, New Jersey. You didn't grow up in Italy. You grew up in Patterson, New Jersey. Like s like it's so it it annoys me that she she is she's just that dumb though. She's really that dumb.

Lori (23:10.766)
She is. She is that. She's just that.

Kelli (23:14.804)
At fifty four years old you don't know what H ADHD is? Come on. You don't know how to pronounce ingredients?

Lori (23:20.522)
H D yeah.

Kelli (23:26.812)
It's fucking crazy.

Lori (23:28.398)
it's funny. Kyle saying, you know, to her to Teresa that your daughter was born on the show and I love Portia saying, Pilara was born on a spinoff.

Kelli (23:39.604)
Portia did have a spinoff when she got when she well not when she got married. She never married Dennis, but I think they got engaged and she had Pylar, yeah. That's so funny.

Lori (23:43.704)
Yeah, I saw it.

But she had the baby. Yeah.

but I did like how Portia says, like I relearned resilience from my mom and says, you know, about Kyle that her daughter could have grown up with a totally different childhood and that every mom has guilt. And it is v I thought her statement was very true because it is true no matter no matter w the mom guilt is just

Kelli (23:57.428)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (24:13.829)
the mom guilt is overwhelming.

Lori (24:17.974)
And it was funny 'cause we were talking to a friend of ours the other night, who's a guy who has children and his you know, his wife is no longer here. She passed away and I I don't even think that he even understood what the mom geld was and we're like we're like, dude, no, you don't get it. Like d it

Kelli (24:25.236)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (24:37.47)
Right. Yeah, 'cause he's like, Well you you know, that's not your fault. You did the best you could and y you know. Hmm.

Lori (24:42.218)
Yeah. And we're like, nah Yeah. So but I I thought that was very true and I thought that was very nice of her to say to Kyle.

Kelli (24:50.258)
Yeah, for sure.

Lori (24:54.57)
And Teresa says that she's so grateful that she didn't know how this trip was gonna be, but she was having fun. And Jorinda says how different this lunch is from the last time that this lunch is healing and what a difference a decade makes. And Lou says, Well, two decades. and then Giselle says, what's this like we're supposed to be gangsters and cows like and we're at this lunch like a bunch of crying buffoons.

Kelli (25:04.926)
Yeah.

Kelli (25:22.78)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (25:25.448)
And let's see. Then we go to

Teresa's getting ready for the Halloween party and she's dressed like Cher. let's see, Vicky's gonna be Taylor Swift, and I was like,

Kelli (25:38.004)
I don't think that landed.

Kelli (25:42.207)
I know, I know. I mean, at least the outfit Vicky was wearing, you knew she was Taylor Swift. Teresa, like, I thought she was Cleopatra, quite honestly. Yeah. I d I mean, I feel like to be Cher, the she had the hair down, the hair she nailed. But like, she's in such great shape, Teresa. She should have done like some hip hugger bell bottom jeans with like a suede vest.

Lori (25:51.392)
I don't choose Cleopatra too. I did I don't choose Cleopatra.

Lori (26:09.058)
Yeah, like some very share outfit. Right. Some very very s yeah, seventies share. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with ya.

Kelli (26:12.872)
Like a whole like, you know, hippie share look, like a seventies share look. Yeah. 'Cause that would have then you would have with the hair you would have known right away it was her.

Lori (26:24.768)
Right. And then Luann and Michael go as pirates. But who was it that was dressed up as Luann? They were leaving their hotel room and there was somebody with them

Kelli (26:35.878)
I don't know who that was. I don't think they said who that was. It was just a friend of hers. Or maybe it was her assistant or something. I don't think they gave like a title at the bottom like they do sometimes.

Lori (26:40.354)
Yeah, I don't know.

I don't know.

No, they didn't, but I was wondering who that was. And so Dorinda is has her gaga costume on and then we see Kelly Benson, Alex McCord,

Kelli (26:58.622)
Joseph.

Lori (27:00.598)
Yeah. Louanne says she's got a lot planned for tonight and Teresa asks her if any of the New York housewives are gonna be And Louann says, Yeah, Jizzle.

Kelli (27:15.604)
Right, 'cause at first I'm like, Who's she talking about, Giselle? And then I was like, Jessel Gisel.

Lori (27:16.604)
it's so funny.

Jessel. That's funny. And Jessel comes as a hockey player. I thought it was a really lame outfit.

Kelli (27:28.188)
It was totally lame and for her to be like no no about Dorinda wearing her costume, stop.

Lori (27:32.498)
I am really s right. I'm surprised that Dorinda didn't tear her new asshole because she deserved Tails Jet. But I I think if she would have got her at the end of the night, yeah. And she deserved it.

Kelli (27:38.824)
Well, Durinda probably hadn't had any cocktails yet.

Kelli (27:47.622)
It would have been a clip moment for sure.

Lori (27:50.521)
For sure. But she she was a real she was a real douche, Jessel. total bitch. And it's like the woman like is a legend in her own right, has on a very iconic costume, and you're dressed up as a fucking lame ass hockey player. So what what do you it's like horrible. And I love Chanel.

Kelli (27:55.358)
She was to a total bitch.

Kelli (28:04.69)
Absolutely.

Kelli (28:13.201)
Exactly.

Lori (28:20.344)
She said she was the prostitute from her village.

Kelli (28:23.124)
That was so funny.

Lori (28:25.644)
Great. Great. And do you see Dolores came like as botched? That was kinda weird, considering Yeah, she's had a lot of surgeries. I was like did she maybe that's why she did it again?

Kelli (28:28.2)
That was really good.

Kelli (28:33.352)
Dolores?

She she did that on Jersey one year too. Yeah. She came as all like cut up with you know yeah. Yeah.

Lori (28:44.076)
Yeah, like botch. Yeah. I thought Carol as Steven Tyler was awesome. Awesome. She kinda looks like

Kelli (28:50.554)
Amazing. Cause people say she looks like him all the time. So for her to embrace that, amazing.

Lori (28:55.276)
So that was great. Yeah. 'Cause she did kinda look it up like Legum when she was dressed as him.

Kelli (29:01.3)
For sure.

Now the guy I recognize the guys from reality. Okay, so then Giselle's like, I don't know who these people are, but I think they're fans. They were.

Lori (29:10.156)
Yes, I saw them.

Lori (29:17.132)
They were. Yeah, yeah. So that's all I have.

Kelli (29:19.75)
I don't know who put this party together, but they was fans. Yeah.

Lori (29:22.872)
Well definitely Luann. Yeah. Luann. So she was yeah. So that's all I have. I don't remember.

Kelli (29:29.288)
Well then Erin and Abe show up.

Lori (29:32.616)
yeah, she's dressed as r Jessica I was gonna say Roger Rabbit. Jessica Rabbit, yeah. Jessica Rabbit.

Kelli (29:35.092)
Jessica Rabbit.

That's one of my favorite movies, you know. and Portia is over 35 minutes late as of right now. So will she get the heat that Lisa got?

Lori (29:51.138)
Well, they're not waiting for a flight. Like so y it is a disrespect of but like i I think it's totally different because you're all grown ass women. If she's wants to be late, you're at a party already with other people. Like let her be fuck like who gives a shit? Lisa, that was a different story. You're waiting you're waiting for a No, no way. You're waiting on you're waiting on Lisa.

Kelli (29:52.958)
But does it matter? It's still a disrespect of someone's time, no?

Kelli (30:13.05)
I don't know. I feel like she should get the same smoke Lisa got.

Lori (30:21.09)
To catch a flight. It's totally different. This is totally different. These people are all adults. They're at a party. There's plenty of people for them to talk to. Who gives a shit what Porsche does? Who cares? It's it's it's Porsche's loss. I'm just saying, I don't think it's a big deal, and I don't think a big deal should be made out of it.

Kelli (30:36.638)
Well, we'll see what happens.

Kelli (30:43.508)
We'll see. I feel like a big deal's gonna be made out of it.

Lori (30:46.946)
Why? It's it's a party. It's Porsche's losing airtime. So that should be her problem. Like I would be like, okay, girl, you be late. So then they can focus on me.

Kelli (30:52.595)
That's true.

Lori (31:01.346)
So I I don't get what the big deal was. I don't think it should have been a big deal. So but that's all I have.

Kelli (31:07.081)
All right, well we'll see if it is. All right. Thank you for watching and listening. Bye. Tessa's

Lori (31:14.605)
Bye.