RHUGT S5 E3 Porsha Brings the Pepper

Kelli (00:01.436)
Hi, welcome to be wine whenever I'm Callie.

Lori (00:03.905)
And I'm Laurie.

Kelli (00:05.608)
We're talking about Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip Season Five Roaring Twenties. we're just gonna we're gonna keep these recaps real light and breezy. But we'll get caught up on the first three and then going forward we'll cover episode to episode. But before we start, two things. One, please, if you would go to our YouTube and subscribe, go to our socials, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, and follow. And

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Lori (00:40.578)
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Lori (00:47.426)
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Kelli (01:00.99)
you do have to pay for it. I'm not we're only tier two. I don't even know what tier three gets you. I think tier three gets you her lives, which you know, whatever. Anyway, we subscribed. yeah, yeah, there's tears. but the main reason I wanted to subscribe was to hear the Rachel Fuda interview and I finally had a chance to listen to it today.

Lori (01:09.676)
I didn't even know there was such a thing as a tear. I didn't know this. Okay.

Kelli (01:23.152)
And she's just so lovely. And it's a really good interview. She and Kim are friendly. They weren't at one time, but that's just how Kim D rolls. but Kim D is very fond of her husband, John Fuda. We are too, number one guy in the group. And it was a good interview. It was a really good interview. And coming up next, she has an interview with Vanessa Risen, who is Louie's ex-girlfriend or fiance, whatever, and her attorney.

Lori (01:31.246)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (01:49.071)
that should be interesting.

Kelli (01:49.724)
And they're gonna talk about that. So I'm definitely gonna listen to that too. But if if if you don't mind paying a little bit of money, it's a good interview with Rachel Fuda. So that's it.

Lori (01:58.752)
Okay, nice. Yeah, well, she is definitely one of our faves and she is actually her and Danielle we have actually met and inter interacted with and are genuinely, genuinely very nice people. So in our eyes no one can say anything anything bad about them because they're super sweet. Okay, so yes, yes, we will not let it be.

Kelli (02:10.14)
Yes.

Kelli (02:14.491)
Yep. Like real. Like real people.

Kelli (02:21.571)
Exactly. We won't tolerate any negative talk about those two.

Lori (02:26.689)
Alright, so I watched the first two episodes and I gotta say, the first episode of this Ultimate Girls trip, when Vicky takes them all to Orange County, I when they go to the hotel and I see that she has like some goodie bags and I'm thinking, cool, 'cause like I always like a swag bag. Like that's like a great part of a trip. my

Kelli (02:48.955)
We like swag.

Lori (02:53.505)
God when she pulled out all of her cheesy insurance shit, I was like, you have got to be kidding me. Those women must have been like, what in the hell is this? Horrible. Horrible. It was low budget is what it was. It was so bad.

Kelli (02:58.161)
Yeah.

Kelli (03:09.297)
So funny.

Kelli (03:18.427)
This was one of the things that stood out to me episode one, when Teresa says that the OC reminds her of Jersey. And Vicky's like, does it? As if like she were insulted. So when we first started this podcast and we first started talking about OC, I said OC has the where they live, when they show O. C, it has always reminded me of the Jersey Shore.

So I knew exactly what Teresa was talking about. Cause of course people think Jersey Shore, they think of, you know, the show Jersey Shore and Pauly D and Snooky and I get that. And and there they're very well are places in Jersey like that. But there are also like places like I'm trying to think of the there's like towns like down by Atlantic City, but in I mean you don't even have to go that far. Like, but like

Lori (03:43.106)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (04:13.253)
Very beautiful waterfront areas of New Jersey that are not boardwalk club scene. Yeah. So that was the part of OC that reminded me of the Jersey Shore. So I I knew exactly what Teresa was talking about, but Vicki sounded like so insulted. It's like, okay, Vicki, settle down.

Lori (04:16.683)
Yes, beautiful waterfront property. Yes. Right on the ocean. Right. They're not right. No.

Lori (04:32.019)
Ugh. Yeah. And why is Vicky going on a yacht wearing like a leather skirt outfit? I was like, Okay, I don't know what you're doing. And Lisa had on like she was wearing like a fur vest. I was like, It's a yacht. I don't I don't know what you people are doing.

Kelli (04:40.465)
I don't know.

I don't.

Kelli (04:51.311)
I know. Like they had to be told what they were gonna be doing. They had to be told that a yacht was involved. So buy some yacht ware.

Lori (04:58.517)
Yeah. And then they had Vicky had all those cardboard life size cardboard cutouts and I laughed hysterically with Teresa saying the only thing she had done was the tip of her nose. I was like, Really, girl? Stop it. That's not the only thing you had done. And God bless her, she can do whatever she wants. But don't don't be

Kelli (05:06.31)
Yeah.

Kelli (05:16.613)
You know, people are gonna be

It's not the only thing.

Kelli (05:25.831)
But that see, that's who Teresa is. Like Danielle Cabral right now is all over social media laughing because and she's doing it nice way. She's like, You guys are all saying that I should stay natural and I'm so beautiful, natural. She's like, This is none of no not one part of me is natural. And she goes through her tummy tuck, her boob job, her nose job. Teresa's just one of those people that are never gonna admit what she had done. She had her hairline moved back. You watch early jersey, she looked like Eddie Munster.

Lori (05:28.385)
Don't be acting like that.

Lori (05:47.809)
You got like a minute.

Right. That I would have done. With no problem. Absolutely. Go ahead. It's your money, it's your face.

Kelli (05:57.976)
W absolutely. Listen, whatever she's done. I have my opinions about Teresa, but she looks amazing, other than the she's got to settle down on the lips. I don't know why she was so offended when Vicky said she changed the most. I I think she did change the most, but for the better, physically she looks fantastic.

Lori (06:08.897)
The lips, right.

Lori (06:17.793)
But the better, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But that I thought that was funny. and I thought this was interesting when Kyle says that the Beverly Hills girls never brought a guy home even once. You know, when Luann was talking about something happened one of on one of their shows where she brought yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So yeah, Kyle was saying that they never brought anybody home.

Kelli (06:39.099)
Yeah, she brought the pirate home. Luann brought the pirate home. I'm wonder I

Kelli (06:47.163)
Well, let's put it this way that we saw.

Lori (06:50.369)
Yeah, we saw. There you go.

Kelli (06:52.257)
I'm sure Brandy Glanville in her day. I'm sure Erica Jean in her day, you know I'm sure it happened, we just never saw it. Yeah.

Lori (06:59.749)
huh.

We just never saw it, yeah. And then we get to the whole thing at the quiet woman and the whole shrine thing that Vicky had going on with Slade with the candles. I was like okay. Very odd. It was very odd.

Kelli (07:21.019)
I don't know why she did that. You're you're he listen, he's a piece of shit for doing what he did and saying what he said about her. There's no doubt about it. But why would you give this guy any of your energy? Certainly why would you give him any camera time? Yeah.

Lori (07:38.029)
Yeah, it was weird. But it was w very weird, like the setup with the candle it was like seance. You know, it's like, what what are you doing? I didn't get it.

Kelli (07:47.351)
Yeah. I thought it was I thought that was really strange that she even gave him any attention.

Lori (07:54.37)
Yeah, it wa it was just very weird. And then the other thing that caught my attention, it could have been the second show instead of the first show, was when Kyle gets the text from Mo and it's their thirtieth wedding anniversary and Vicki goes to talk to her and gave her like the world's worst pep talk ever and I was like, Great job, Vicki. Horrible.

Kelli (08:22.866)
You know, especially because of what Vicky did. Like Vicky so Vicky was married to Don when OC started filming, who was not her children's father, but he basically helped raise them, you know, and they're still very close with him. At least I know the daughter is. I mean, I'd like to know where he stands with the son-in-law, but whatever. she divorced him because this guy Brooks, like, hit her up, you know, slid into her DMs and

Lori (08:38.071)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (08:52.781)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (08:52.806)
And was basically like, he's not, you know, fulfilling your love tank, which are her words, and I can. And she left her husband for him. I don't think they had a perfect marriage, but whatever. and her daughter clocked Brooks right away out the gate. And her relationship with her daughter was very broken for a long time while she was with Brooks. So

Lori (09:06.732)
Right.

Kelli (09:21.394)
For her to put anything on Kyle like that, like obviously Kyle is still upset about this separation and doesn't want it. And we know we we can clearly see now what happened. The show. The show made them more famous, more wealthy. You know, they have more money than they'll probably ever know what to do with. a lot of attention, a lot of opportunities.

Lori (09:30.719)
Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Lori (09:40.716)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (09:45.781)
It brought a lot of attention to Mauricio.

Mm.

Kelli (09:51.495)
You know, I don't think Mo was always the most loyal husband, and this probably made things ten times worse.

And it's very sad, but Vicky man, that response was wild.

Lori (10:06.229)
I was like, wow. And then then they're all in the sprinter van and Vicky's working on her computer. I'm like, what what like y they people hired you to do a show not to see you working on your computer doing insurance shit. Like w was it like some kind of like weird flex, like

I am so busy that I cannot take, you know, the half hour to be in this van with all you people. Like I was like it was insane. It was insane.

Kelli (10:47.526)
Vicky's identity is her her career. Yeah. It is her identity. but by this time, she has her son Michael running most of the company. I I highly doubt she had to clock in at that moment and respond to emails. I'm sure it could have waited until that evening when they were back in their hotel rooms.

Lori (10:50.559)
It's our business. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I see that. I definitely see that.

Lori (11:06.541)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (11:11.913)
Right for something so serious and so you're gonna tell me that y you are such a great businesswoman, but you're not a great enough businesswoman to have delegated tasks whilst you work for fourteen days doing something else that's making you money? Makes no sense. It makes no sense. It was just like rude and condescending.

Kelli (11:30.46)
While you film a show.

Kelli (11:37.288)
Mm.

Lori (11:40.233)
So she has like zero communication skills. Zero.

Kelli (11:45.373)
Yeah. Yeah. I d I didn't like that and I mean I see now that we're into the third episode. I at the first episode I'm like, why are we seeing so much of the OC girls? And at first I thought, because Vicky's going back on OC and you know, but now I see what's happening. We're just gonna see people from but that bunko party was an epic fail. Like to recreate that. There's so many other things they could have recreated.

Lori (12:15.021)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (12:15.6)
That bunko party was would never have been my first choice.

Lori (12:20.501)
And they w and y then they were right. They were so loud. So loud.

Kelli (12:24.474)
And Tamra, again, with the drinking with Shannon, like she's just such an asshole. And she's just such an asshole. She really is. So I think I figured it out that everybody on this show were all season one on their franchises, except for Porsche. Portia wasn't season one on Atlanta, but she's currently on it now. Nobody from season one.

I don't think anybody from season one Atlanta is still on it. But we are gonna see Nene in Atlanta, who was season one. I don't

Lori (12:59.563)
I gotta tell you, Portia

is so stunningly, stunningly beautiful. Stunning. Her dress with those bows on the just stunning. And she seems like she's a lot of fun.

Kelli (13:11.216)
Yeah. Yes.

Kelli (13:21.412)
I'm gonna say it. On Atlanta, Portia drives me crazy. I can't stand her. Obviously on New Jersey, Teresa drives me crazy. I can't stand her. On this show, I am enjoying all of them. All of them. Vicky is an asshole, like through and through. but everybody else, like Lisa being so vulnerable and that I think it was the first was it the first or second episode where they have the slumber party? And

Lori (13:26.807)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (13:34.367)
Right. No, I'm not enjoying her at all.

Lori (13:43.565)
Mm.

Kelli (13:50.643)
Her like like the that slumber party, how fun. I mean, when but when Kyle was like, Yeah, baby, like sign those life insurance papers. She's like, This is how we have to talk dirty to Vicky.

Lori (13:57.304)
For everybody except for Vicky, who was just so intimidated by Luann. my God.

Lori (14:07.413)
So great. It was great. Yes. That's great.

Kelli (14:08.956)
Get it into underwriting. Yeah. Like so funny. But when Lisa was like laughing, crying, and then in her confessional, she's like, I just don't have this with my cast. So it was so nice to see her having so much fun.

Lori (14:16.141)
Uh-huh.

Lori (14:26.167)
But you know what the sad part is? Is that she doesn't realize that she doesn't have that with her cast because of where she positions herself within that cast.

Kelli (14:39.868)
Well, I mean, we see at the end of this third episode when you have people saying that, you know, you're sleeping with somebody for jazz tickets. It's hard to go back from that. I don't like that. I don't like when people come for the kids. I don't like it when they're like, You're cheating on your husband. Like what what happens in the dark will come to the light. You know, eventually we will all know, but it it's not I I just I don't I just don't like it. It's messy. Like d let's just keep the drama, you know

Lori (14:56.181)
Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Lori (15:08.045)
Right.

Kelli (15:09.508)
Above the line. Let's not go below below the line.

Lori (15:10.85)
Yeah.

Lori (15:14.989)
All right, so we're on the third episode.

Kelli (15:16.936)
Alright, so the third episode we open up and Kyle's having her white party in Beverly Hills. Kyle always has a white party. I'm sure you, you know, picked up on that. And she says Mo texted her that he'll come by, but he'll be late. And Lisa blew a fuse in her hotel room and is doing glam by flashlight.

Lori (15:22.829)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.

Lori (15:36.694)
I saw.

Kelli (15:38.385)
And so everybody's getting ready for this party. And listen, I really don't want to be too hard on Teresa on this show because you know, obviously I eviscerate her any chance I get on Jersey. And she's not bothering me on this show at all. But her dress was so hideous for this white party, and I fear that people are gonna think that we women from New Jersey actually dress like that. We do not dress like that. That dress was hideous.

Lori (16:02.453)
No no no no no. Again, I again does she not have a stylist? 'Cause it was dragging behind her, the the the sleeve was flopping off.

Kelli (16:10.458)
I don't I mean, not one that probably costs a lot of money.

Kelli (16:18.012)
Fucking l screwy Louie's probably her her stylist, and that's why he's putting her in this stuff. I mean, it was horrible.

Lori (16:21.066)
I don't know what's

Kelli (16:27.142)
Luann says it's the twentieth anniversary, so we have to do something really grand. And that's gonna be her performance.

Lori (16:38.795)
I you know what, listen, I love Luann's sheer c confidence and br and bravado. I love it.

Kelli (16:39.0)
Kelli (16:44.678)
Absolutely.

Kelli (16:49.53)
I mean talk about not giving an F.

Lori (16:52.418)
But

Kelli (16:55.73)
Somebody somewhere told her she could sing. And we have all been our e all of our ears have been tortured ever since.

Lori (16:56.3)
No.

Lori (17:00.298)
And no.

Lori (17:04.641)
Have to been tortured ever since, yes.

Kelli (17:08.582)
So then we see Housewives of the Past show up, and it actually was a really good this is a good lineup. We got Eileen Davidson, who's a soap opera actress, but was on a couple of seasons. Camille Grammer, Adrian Maloof. We even see Kevin Lee, the she she she decorator, Crystal Minkoff, which whatever. But Denise Richards. And then we see Meredith Marks shows up from Salt Lake. So

Lisa asks Teresa if there's anyone she doesn't want to see. And she's like, no. Which turns out nobody from Teresa's franchise was going to be there. So that's probably why she answered that way. Lisa says Brahmin and Whitney are gonna be there on her from her franchise, and she's not in a good place with them. So then we see Portia and Giselle, who are very much a dynamic duo on this show. Very much.

Lori (17:47.659)
Right, so it's not a problem. Right.

Lori (18:04.606)
Mm-hmm. Absolutely.

Kelli (18:08.06)
They're riding together and Portia tells Giselle about the white party where Kyle pulled that woman off of Mo and says, you know, get away from my husband. I remember that vividly. and then they get to the party and Portia says, this really is a big white party with all the white people. She's like, But I brought the pepper. Lisa sees Meredith and you can tell they're clearly in a good place.

Lori (18:15.212)
Mm.

Lori (18:26.349)
Yeah. I brought the pepper, that was great.

Kelli (18:37.478)
So that hot mic moment way in the past. Bromwyn and Whitney show up. Bromwyn looks like a big giant puffball. I don't

Lori (18:47.745)
Yes, she did. She was like a big white chicken.

Lori (18:55.883)
White fluffy plump white round chicken. It's not good. So Christian, I don't know Christian, I don't know what you were thinking, but it wasn't good. 'Cause you know it was Christian Seriano and it's just not good.

Kelli (18:56.218)
A big white plumped up chicken.

Kelli (19:02.342)
I mean, I g it's I'm sure it's couture.

Kelli (19:10.31)
I'm sure it was, yeah.

Meredith says she doesn't speak to any she doesn't not speak to anyone, but she doesn't seek everyone out either. And she's talking about Whitney, and I'm assuming Bromman too. Then we see Faye Resnick. The morally corrupt Faye Resnick. Kyle's BFF shows up. I did hear something. I you know, it's funny because I I'm not a I'm not a Faye Resnick fan. I don't like her at all. but

I always thought she wanted to be on the show and they've tried to get her on the show and for whatever reason they don't take her. But I've heard I heard on another podcast that they have asked her numerous times and she declines. So Mo shows up wearing a beige blazer.

Lori (19:49.665)
Yeah, okay.

Kelli (19:56.016)
It's white party.

Lori (19:57.11)
Yeah, it's white party.

Kelli (20:00.167)
his problem is.

Lori (20:03.691)
I think that there are many.

Kelli (20:05.638)
Yeah. Yeah. Kyle is still asking herself how she and Mo got where they are. I I really do feel bad for her because I think if honestly, if she could do this all over again, she wouldn't. Because I think that she was very happy with her little family living on the outskirts of Beverly Hills and her husband being, you know, a realtor and you know what I mean? Like I really

Lori (20:13.27)
I do too.

Lori (20:28.972)
Uh-huh.

Kelli (20:34.032)
I think she would she would give this all back if she could to to have her marriage back.

Lori (20:38.742)
Yes.

Kelli (20:42.05)
Ugh. Eileen Davidson said on reality T V she learned a lot about people and what they will do to stay relevant. And I'm wondering I I'm n I'm wondering if she's talking about Lisa Renna.

Lori (20:52.333)
Mm.

Kelli (20:53.5)
Because she and Lisa Renna were very, very close friends and they very well could be still, but I think that she saw Lisa Renna's behavior with the whole Denise Richards thing and was like, I don't I don't know if you should yeah. then they flashed to BravoCon and Luann saying that Doreet and Erica were the rudest housewives.

Lori (21:07.841)
Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Kelli (21:21.0)
And Luann, I for she was telling somebody, but I don't think it was anybody we knew, that she had gone to dinner with Erica and they had a great time and then every time she reached out to Erica after that, sh Erica ghosted her.

Giselle and Portia are sitting there and Giselle is surveying the land and notices that the Salt Lake ladies aren't going anywhere near each other. So she says she's gonna get to the bottom of it.

So she goes over to Whitney and Bronwyn and Heather McDonald standing there and she says that Lisa said Whitney was saying untruths. And then Bronwyn says to Giselle, like keep your guard up. Like Bronwyn and Whitney, and I think Whitney called her like a piece of shit, right? Yeah. Whitney says, no one in Salt Lake is speaking to Meredith and Lisa, and they're pieces of shit.

Lori (22:10.583)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (22:17.532)
That's I mean, listen, I say that about people, but that's kind of a strong thing to say about somebody that you might be friends with next week. And then we see Lisa Yeah, exactly. Then we see Lisa telling Portia all the things that Whitney has said about her, like sleeping with somebody for jazz tickets and somebody her watching somebody give John a blowjob or something. There were like wild accusations to say about a married woman.

Lori (22:20.383)
Right. That's kind of a strong thing. Yeah. Yeah. We might have to work with.

Lori (22:34.251)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (22:42.477)
Yeah, I remember that. I remember that on the episode.

Kelli (22:48.07)
Wild accusations. I mean, I would I would really hope that before you said something like that on national television, you had hard, hard proof. Hard proof.

Lori (22:56.776)
yeah, you you yeah, you best have like video proof.

Kelli (23:00.45)
That's what I'm saying. And like prove where you're willing to show it, because that's such a wild accusation. Like how dare you put that out there if you can't really prove it?

Lori (23:04.639)
Mm-hmm. That is a wild.

Lori (23:10.155)
Absolutely. You know I thought it was really cute, going back to episode two, I think it was. Sutton's Let the Mouse Go Party. I thought it was really cute. I love the scavenger hunt. It was I thought it was really cute.

Kelli (23:23.25)
The scavenger hunt was good.

Kelli (23:28.082)
I'm wondering if the same producers of this show are producing OC because we're seeing a lot of similarities. Because remember, they did the scavenger hunt in Vegas. But but Sutton's scavenger hunt, I mean, crushed the one in Vegas. It was really good. Yeah. Whitney says no men is all legs speaking to the Meredith. so now Luann's big show is gonna start.

Lori (23:37.666)
Mm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I thought it was really cute. I thought it was really cute. Yeah. I thought it was really cute. Yeah.

Kelli (23:56.653)
And she gets hooked up to something that's basically like up her ass, like riding up her ass. She comes zip lining in.

lands and starts to sing.

Lori (24:09.963)
Between two men who wear bushes.

Kelli (24:13.638)
And Vicky's like, What is going on here? So the bushes obviously Yeah.

Lori (24:16.053)
Mm. And Erica is like, okay.

Kelli (24:23.62)
I mean, God bless her. I I don't know exactly how old Luann is, but I'm assuming she's sixty or above.

Lori (24:30.983)
yes. I d I can barely get out of bed in in the morning, no less do any kind of zip line or or get on a stage and pretend to sing. I certainly can do none of that. So that's what I say. Like kudos to her with her confidence and her bravado and you go ahead with your bed so I'm not paying for a ticket. 'Cause I but no absolutely. No.

Kelli (24:34.918)
That's what I'm saying. So

Kelli (24:45.799)
Yes.

Kelli (24:52.314)
I totally agree. I tot totally agree. We can clown on her all we want, but she's got the balls to get out I can't even do karaoke anymore. I swear to god my palms start sweating, which is ridiculous because I love karaoke.

So it takes Giselle and Portia to figure out that the bushes are there because Luann fell into a bush one season. Kyle completely shades Luann about where she fits into entertainers that have performed at her white parties between Wilson Phillips and Erica Jane, which you know, listen, again, God bless them for having the courage to get up and do this, but w she's talking about Erica Jane like like she's like Taylor Swift. Like it's Erica Jane. Like she can't sing either. Let's be very clear.

Lori (25:12.119)
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Lori (25:23.297)
Yes.

Lori (25:32.007)
No, no, yeah, no. No, she can't sing either. No. There's a lot of orange, right? Right.

Kelli (25:36.402)
There's a lot of auto-tune. At least Lou doesn't use auto tune. Erica Jane is pure auto tune.

Lori (25:43.19)
Right. But Erica Jean at least and now will I have to say Luann too, they both have really good showmanship. Like they could they could put on a show, they could you know, they could be entertaining. Whereas I can barely get up off the floor if I get down to that level. So

Kelli (25:51.184)
Yes, absolutely.

Kelli (25:57.447)
Yes.

Kelli (26:03.912)
Exactly. and Lisa Barlow says Lou is a 12 out of 10. She's perfect, and that's coming from another singer. And then we're blessed with seeing all the flashbacks to all the performances from all of the housewives throughout the years. And I concur with Giselle where she says, Can't we just stay housewives? Because you know what's interesting though?

Lori (26:20.831)
Of Lee's singing. Yeah, okay.

Lori (26:30.103)
Yes, please.

Kelli (26:34.342)
The one person they didn't show is Candace Dillard from Potomac. And let me tell you, she is, she is. Remember when we went to the reality awards at City Winery? She o she opened the show with her songs, I believe. Remember? She was so she's very good. She has real videos. She is an actual performer. And they didn't show her, but

Lori (26:40.773)
she could sing.

Lori (26:47.159)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.

Lori (26:52.741)
no.

Lori (26:57.421)
Okay. Is it real? Yeah.

Kelli (27:00.464)
Maybe they did a service to her by doing that because they were really clowning on.

Lori (27:05.302)
Yes, absolutely.

Kelli (27:06.834)
So, and you can't clown on her because she's got like a legit Yeah. so Denise Richards comes in and Teresa asks her if she's dating anyone. She says no. And she's like, I'm just trying to get through my divorce. And Teresa's like, how's that going? She said, terrible. So of course we know that that guy was abusive, physically abusive, and he's a scumbag, and he's got his family living in her house and probably won't let them leave. And Ugh.

Lori (27:09.121)
Right. Right.

Lori (27:27.55)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (27:33.986)
Yeah.

Kelli (27:36.442)
Somebody asks Kyle where Doree is and she says she declined the invite.

Lori (27:39.967)
Yeah, I found this was interesting that she didn't come at all.

Kelli (27:44.242)
I agree.

Lori (27:46.837)
I wonder if she's not g maybe she's not coming back.

Kelli (27:46.876)
Why do you think?

Lori (27:52.588)
Yeah. That's what I was thinking. I mean, 'cause why else why else wouldn't you wouldn't you go? I mean

Kelli (27:56.295)
Well

Kelli (28:04.102)
I think there might be something to that, Lori, because I'm thinking, where did I hear it? I just heard it today. On the Kim D and Rachel Fuda interview, somehow Dorique got brought up and Kim D said, Do you know she might have to pay PK alimony? Because she makes more money than him for being on the show. So maybe she's not coming back.

Lori (28:21.357)
mm. So maybe she's not coming back. Yeah. So we'll see.

Kelli (28:28.122)
Yeah. I mean, honestly, where does she fit in if she and Kyle aren't gonna reconcile?

Lori (28:34.507)
Right.

Kelli (28:35.866)
I mean, I know she was very friendly with Rachel Zoe. I know she's fr very friendly with Bozma now, but I don't know.

Lori (28:41.931)
Yeah, but b Bose wasn't there either. Kathy Hilton wasn't there. Yeah, no Bose, no Kathy Hilton. Yeah, it's like hm.

Kelli (28:47.714)
yeah.

Kelli (28:52.518)
Now wait a minute, was it only Erica and Sutton from the current cast? Yeah. Rachel wasn't there, Dorit wasn't there, Kathy wasn't there, Jennifer Tilly wasn't there.

Lori (28:58.345)
Yeah. No, no, Rachel. No. Right. That's why I was like, ooh, I don't I was like, hm, hmm.

Kelli (29:07.622)
I wonder if she like threw it together real quick and maybe they had not Dorite, but like maybe Kathy and Rachel Zoe and Bose, like maybe they had like other things going on. I mean maybe Dorite had other things going on. It is very interesting that Kathy Hilton wasn't there though.

Lori (29:15.757)
I had something else. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.

Lori (29:26.261)
I don't yeah I was just like, okay.

Kelli (29:28.776)
Luann says hi to Mo, and Erica basically tries to skip out. So Luann asks Kyle to go over with her to say hi to Erica. And she does. She says hi, and Erica gives her a very cold hi. How are you? As Erica can do. And then we see Kevin Lee, the she she she.

decorator and he's gassing Lou up for her performance. And then Kyle goes over to Luann and says, That was the frostiest hello ever. And Luann says, Well my theory's correct. She's a bitch. Now do you think Kyle meant Luann's hello was frosty or Erica's response was frosty? I thought I thought Erica was the frosty one.

Lori (30:15.285)
I couldn't figure that out either.

Lori (30:21.887)
Yeah, I thought Eric was a frosting one too. Yeah, so I don't know.

Kelli (30:25.594)
Yeah. So Luann goes back over to Erica and Erica says, I don't know why you said what you said about me, you know, being one of the rudest housewives. Luann says, Well, I enjoyed dinner with you and then I never heard from you again. And Erica says, My life was upside down, it was falling apart, that wasn't directed towards you. it took Erica by surprise that Luann said she was rude and she wants to see her succeed and

You know, Luann's like, Well, I feel bad. I did it you know, I totally took it personal and so it seems like they're good now. So if anything good comes from this gr ultimate girls trip, let's be let's all lay our heads down on our pillows tonight and be happy that Luann and Erica can move forward.

Lori (31:08.257)
Maybe they'll perform together.

Kelli (31:09.864)
come on Don't threaten me with a good time.

Lori (31:14.861)
Sorry. Sorry, I cannot.

Kelli (31:18.984)
Vicky's telling somebody that Luann keeps poking at her.

and then we see the Beverly Hills girls all together. Eileen points out that Kyle, Camille, and Adrian were three of the originals of Beverly Hills. And Kyle brings up the fact that she mentioned Camille to somebody it t in casting because Camille and Kelsey Grammar were clients of Mo's. And then

Lori (31:40.589)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (31:46.621)
Giselle pulls Portia over to talk about Lisa and says Whitney and Brahman called Lisa and Meredith pieces of shit. And Portia's like, Well, I've been talking to Lisa. And she went into detail about what they have said about her. So Giselle's like, Well, you know who's who we're gonna find all this, all the truth out from is Heather from Salt Lake.

Lori (32:07.093)
It's also funny, like she's such a gossip hand. She's such a gossip hand.

Kelli (32:10.824)
Sh well, listen, when you're talking about everybody else, nobody's nobody's focusing on you. That's Giselle's MO. She don't share anything of her real life. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Lori (32:15.489)
Talking about you. Absolutely. Yeah. That's a good move. That's that's a good move then. Good hi, girl.

You keep doing it, no one's calling you out on it, then there you go.

Kelli (32:29.448)
Portia says Giselle's a big beautiful shark and when she smells blood she's going in. So the producer The producer asked Giselle why is she getting to the bottom of this? And she's like, Well, it's what I do.

Lori (32:33.515)
Yeah, she said with big eyelashes. That's great.

Kelli (32:46.554)
Yeah. So then go ahead. Vicky tells Luane, good job on her performance, and then asks her to talk. And then Kyle pulls all of the Beverly Hills ladies over to have a moment. And she says they've had horrible times together, but at the end of the day, look at us all sitting here celebrating 20 years. Kyle says she thought the show would go a few months and she kept asking her producer, like, Are people gonna watch this? And they were like, yeah, people are gonna watch.

Lori (32:50.507)
No, I didn't say anything.

Kelli (33:17.414)
And then Camille says, Well, I was I was separated. They were gonna keep the div they were gonna keep the cameras rolling to to see what happens. I was like, Wow, Camille. So the success of Beverly Hills lies on your shoulders because you were getting divorced.

Lori (33:29.409)
You know, there was a couple times. It's all yeah. Divorced, right. There was a couple times when she like really interrupted and I was like, girl, stop it. There's a couple times. Yeah. I was like, we need to stop.

Kelli (33:42.204)
That's Camille.

Kelli (33:46.736)
Yeah. That's Camille though. So Luann and Vicky sit down and Vicki says I'm feeling bad because everyone was on me for working in the car. She said I have a lot on my plate.

Lori (33:56.266)
As they should be.

Kelli (33:59.163)
Mm-hmm. And Luann says, We're trying to get you to drop a little of that so you can enjoy yourself with the girls. And Vicky says, I feel like you don't like me. And then she brings up Lou saying that Slade called her Porky Pig, not Miss Piggy.

Lori (34:18.229)
Alright.

Kelli (34:19.654)
Now listen, I don't know if Luann knew what she was doing, but she certainly played it off like she didn't.

Lori (34:23.457)
I don't think she did. I don't think she gives a shit enough to know what she was doing. Porky pig. Pig Yeah. I had the wrong pig.

Kelli (34:28.904)
She's in her confessional she's like, did I call her the wrong pig?

so

Lori (34:38.783)
I just feel like Luen wants to say to her, just don't be all uncool, Vicky. Just don't be all uncool. Just be cool. Don't be all

Kelli (34:43.578)
Right. Just be cool.

Vicky says we have another eleven days together and I need you to lift me up. And I just got inducted into

Lori (34:54.753)
Why is it why why is it and why is it anybody's job to make you more fucking interesting? No.

Kelli (35:02.685)
Mm-hmm.

Like your big thing is I started this show, I started this show. Okay, well show us why you started the show, Vicky.

Lori (35:11.117)
Yeah. What's so fucking good about you that you started the show?

Kelli (35:15.046)
Right. She says and I just got inducted into the Hall of Fame for financial services.

Lori (35:21.683)
No, she said I I just got inducted to the Hall of Fame and the women's like, For what?

Kelli (35:27.079)
Yeah.

Lori (35:29.965)
And then they show some picture of her holding some sign or something. But I love Luann. She's like, just don't fucking sell me any more insurance. Like, if I want some from you, if I want your opinion about something, I'll ask it. But other than that, like fuck off and leave me alone. Like, don't be talking to me about buying insurance from you. You're annoying. It's great.

Kelli (35:54.899)
Like I would hope at this point that these women who are housewives making money all have somebody advising them on their finances. I fear for Teresa that Louie is that person for her, but the rest of them

Lori (36:01.259)
Have their shit together. Yeah.

Lori (36:06.189)
Wait, what are you doing?

well that yeah, yeah. Geez the rest of them I think are just fine and really don't need your advice. But it's just so messy and low budget. It's just hard.

Kelli (36:20.604)
Mm-hmm.

Well Lou says she doesn't want Vicky's unsolicited advice and Vicky says she doesn't want Lou to sing unsolicited.

Lori (36:30.281)
Yeah. Well there you go.

Kelli (36:32.968)
so then we're back to the Beverly Hills girls. Camille says it's terrible to go through something private, you know, while you're filming. She said Kelsey had already met his mistress and w she was supposed to move to New York City. I didn't realize that. So she was supposed to move to New York City and then he was like, Well, you have this opportunity to go on the show. And I do remember hearing that, like in the very beginning, that he

Very much wanted her to do the show, basically because he was living a whole other life in New York City. Yeah. so instead he moved the mistress into the apartment and he met the woman on a flight that Camille was supposed to be on with him. It's i I feel bad for Camille, but i whatever. so Camille wrote a speech for Kyle, which was very nice. I'm starting to think that maybe they're all gonna get a speech.

Lori (37:05.205)
Right. So he could have his own life. Right. In New York, right.

Kelli (37:31.502)
said about them, all of these cast members, because Tamara gave Vicky one. So now we see Camille give Kyle one. she called Kyle an icon, a survivor, and a force of nature.

Lori (37:32.146)
maybe, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Lori (37:45.997)
I don't I I even though it was a an iconic moment with the psychic I kinda think it was like it was a little bit p poor taste. Given the timing and her and her wedding out of her, it was just like

Kelli (37:46.084)
Kyle said.

Kelli (38:03.612)
I agree with you.

Lori (38:04.95)
Mm.

Kelli (38:07.996)
You know, I think because it was Camille's dinner party that it had happened at I I'm just gonna say this. I really hope that before Camille read that, she said to Kyle, because I'm sure Kyle knew she was writing something about her. and I'm sure Kyle was given the ch I'm now I'm thinking that these women are like somebody has to write a speech about them, right?

Lori (38:13.164)
Right.

Lori (38:25.582)
Mm.

Kelli (38:35.804)
They probably got to choose who they asked, or maybe even producers asked. And I'm sure Vicky asked Tamara because they had a fall, they were very close, had a falling out and reconciled and were coming back on the show together. I would imagine that Kyle, if she had the choice, she would have asked Camille because Camille's probably one of the only ones she ever had a problem with. Ca Kyle doesn't fight with people.

Lori (38:59.5)
Mm-hmm. Right.

Kelli (39:02.084)
And Camille and her really went at it those first couple of seasons. And people hated Camille because of what happened between she and Kyle. So I would imagine that Camille, I would hope that she would have put it past Kyle, like, I want to reference this. Is that okay? Because the woman said he will never emotionally fulfill you. And by God, she was right.

Lori (39:17.091)
Right.

Right, we should fill you, right.

Absolutely. Yeah.

Kelli (39:25.746)
So

so now you know they end the night dancing at the party. They end the party dancing as they should. They all love to dance. And and then we see riding in cars with housewives, and Portia and Giselle are talking about Lisa saying happy anniversary to Mo when she saw him. What?

Lori (39:51.767)
And then Vicky saying, we all cried the d the next the next you know, that day. And then Mo's like, that's cute.

Kelli (40:01.487)
And not

Lori (40:01.656)
Like, what the fuck is going on? Yeah.

Kelli (40:06.24)
on in Luann's car on the ride home, she's asking someone to send the video of her zip lining into the party and she says all the ladies want to say it. I don't think all the ladies wanted to say it.

Lori (40:16.318)
Nope. Nope. Nope. You wanted to see in the wind. You and you alone.

Kelli (40:23.762)
They start singing along with the video. Teresa is singing and Vicky is twitching like couldn't get out of that van fast enough.

Lori (40:30.668)
Yes, twitching. Quick enough.

Kelli (40:36.54)
Luann starts to tell Vicky and Teresa about Erica and Vicky's phone starts ringing and she picks up the call.

Kelli (40:46.396)
That is one of the rudest things. it happens on these shows a lot and I do think it's very rude. I mean, unless it's your kid unless you get a text from your kid that says, I need help, pick up. Don't pick up the phone. Mm-hmm.

Lori (40:51.116)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, it is right. Right.

Lori (40:58.38)
Right. If you work right, I'm working. 'Cause you're working. That's what you're doing.

Kelli (41:04.688)
Right. Luann asks Vicky to come to her room for a drink and Vicky basically just says no. No.

Lori (41:10.102)
No, I want you to all be quiet.

Kelli (41:14.854)
And then Giselle says to Portia Vicky's a wet blanket. but now we're going to Atlanta.

Lori (41:21.114)
this will be good.

Kelli (41:22.672)
Yeah, and what's interesting is that Angie Kay and Heather are gonna be there. And we see Lisa getting upset. Listen, I you know, I this is gonna be the problem when we go back into their seasons because Salt Lake City is starting soon. I'm enjoying everybody on this show except Vicky right now. So

you know, whatever I thought about Lisa on the last season of Salt Lake City, now I gotta go into this season having enjoyed watching her on this show.

Lori (41:56.31)
Right, right. So it's a whole nother thing. Yeah, I gotcha. But I I am looking forward to them going to Atlanta. That should be good.

Kelli (42:06.748)
Yeah. Yeah.

Lori (42:09.282)
So we shall see what happens next time.

Kelli (42:11.686)
Yep. All right. That's it. that was the end of episode three. So going forward, 'cause we only have two shows right now. We only have OC and this show. And that's all we'll be covering. Unless something else comes up. I mean, listen, September Salt Lake City's starting and New York is starting. You know, hopefully Wendy will be back by then. We'll see. We miss you, Wendy. And

Lori (42:20.558)
Mm.

Lori (42:33.634)
And hopefully we'll find something that's non reality TV.

Kelli (42:39.088)
Something that Lori might be more interested in. Listen, I'm watching a lot of true crime stuff with Eric. I told you he loves watching that stuff. So I don't really you know, I'm sure everybody's following the Lindsey Clancy case. I I don't this whole thing's breaking my heart and I feel like I would have a hard time talking about it. I'll be quite honest with you.

Lori (42:41.804)
Yes.

Lori (42:45.435)
I love true crime. I love true crime.

Lori (43:01.612)
Yeah, yeah. But I'm sure there's something else we can find. All right, so we'll see. Yes, absolutely.

Kelli (43:05.276)
Yeah. Yeah. I pray for everybody involved in that case though. So all right. Thank you so much for watching and listening. please subscribe and follow and comment. And we appreciate all of you. Bye.

Lori (43:17.664)
Blah blah blah. Yes. Bye.