RHOSLC S7 E5: Hypocrisy and Bull — Bronwyn’s Disco Disaster!

Kelli (00:00.688)
Welcome to Wee Wine Whenever, I'm Kelly.

Wendy (00:02.926)
I'm Wendy.

Lori (00:04.026)
And I'm Laurie.

Kelli (00:05.596)
Tonight we're talking about Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, season seven, episode five, Hypocrisy and Bull. Dot dot dot. Before we start, if you don't mind, please go into our YouTube and hitting subscribe and going to our socials and follow Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, and leave us a a nice five star review if you would. Thank you very much. I did notice that Quai does not have a tagline, so she's just a friend of

Wendy (00:34.99)
Correct.

Kelli (00:36.102)
Britney is still being referred to as Heather's

Wendy (00:39.574)
I know. Also a friend of

Kelli (00:41.894)
Right. so we find out that Whitney had lived in San Francisco when her kids were little with Justin and his job he traveled a lot with his job, so she got resentful and shaved her head.

Lori (00:50.563)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Lori (00:59.821)
Okay, that's brilliant. So mature. So mature.

Kelli (01:01.168)
He's such a child.

Wendy (01:05.355)
Well, listen, I it's so l I don't think it's that she got resentful and shaved her head. I think that to be quite honest with you, I think she was having a Britney moment. And I'm not talking about Britney Bateman. I'm talking about Britney Spears. She was there with a two year old. She didn't have any friends. She didn't have any family. He was traveling all the time. And then she got pregnant with her other child. I think that to be honest with you, that she was having a Britney moment. I don't think she was

Kelli (01:06.362)
Yeah.

Wendy (01:32.734)
Spiting anybody. I think she was having a crisis.

Kelli (01:35.974)
Well, Whitney, when you steal someone else's husband, sometimes this can happen.

Lori (01:42.517)
karma comes to getcha. You listen, Kelly Kelly and I are in moods today and we're we're not very compassionate today. We're not. We're not having it with anybody.

Kelli (01:44.326)
Sometimes karma comes to get you.

Wendy (01:45.826)
You guys are so tough. You guys are so tough.

Kelli (01:51.118)
Yeah. And don't

Wendy (01:51.33)
Whew!

Kelli (01:54.658)
No. And don't steal somebody's husband. Right.

Lori (01:58.97)
We're not having it today.

Wendy (02:01.396)
Okay. I guess I'm gonna have to have everyone's back all by myself.

Lori (02:05.007)
That's it, 'cause we're not gonna do it. Yes, yes, yes.

Kelli (02:05.039)
You are you have a tough road ahead of you today. Whitney says to Heather that they should just be friends to Bronwyn right now and she's going through things and she's going through things with Justin and they're having a hard time and she's not happy.

Lori (02:20.025)
Now, how do you like that when she says Justin raised her? What? Why

Wendy (02:25.262)
Again, not surprising, she was she was in her young twenties, and she had a

Kelli (02:29.211)
She was very, very young and she started working for him.

Wendy (02:34.38)
Yes.

Lori (02:34.447)
Right, but I but if I marry somebody in my twenties, I'm not gonna say that somebody else raised me.

Wendy (02:41.496)
Well, you didn't know her father and her family and if you if sh she's reflecting now and coming up with this. This isn't like what she intended to happen. Yes.

Kelli (02:49.531)
Her father is an addict. I don't think she's close with her mother. I think she did have a a rough a rough childhood. I yeah. Yeah.

Lori (02:52.408)
Okay.

Okay.

Wendy (02:55.457)
Yes.

Lori (03:00.333)
Okay, so that's what she means when she says that 'cause I'm like, why is she saying that?

Wendy (03:02.88)
Yeah. Yeah, I again I don't think that was her intention, but I think now at this point in her life I think she's reflecting and this is what she's seeing, you know? Like, you know what? Maybe I did have some daddy issues. Maybe this is what I was going to Justin for, you know? I

Kelli (03:11.631)
Yeah.

Lori (03:12.113)
Hmm.

Kelli (03:18.531)
Exactly. Definitely daddy issues. So Heather says she feels like her life is crumbling. First Angie about her marriage and now Whitney about hers. Like she's like I really always just thought like like Whitney and Justin could get through anything. And it did kind of seem like they were that solid. It really did.

Lori (03:19.686)
Right.

Wendy (03:22.219)
Yeah.

Lori (03:36.729)
Right. Yeah, so Heather says, you know, looking back, aren't you glad you didn't get a divorce back then and try and like lean into that and you know, if you can get through this hard part, you know, this is salvageable and the look on Whitney's face was like that it was not salvageable at all.

Kelli (03:57.168)
Right. And we know that somebody filed, right? Did Whitney file? Yeah. So Heather asks if divorce is an option and Whitney says she doesn't know yet. and yeah, like Lori said, this is the second time they talked about separation. And the first time was when they lived in San Francisco, so

Wendy (04:00.792)
She did, Whitney did, yeah.

Lori (04:01.647)
She did, yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (04:12.621)
Well and again.

Lori (04:15.793)
Mm-hmm.

Wendy (04:16.812)
And that was ten years ago. So in twenty sixteen she says, you know, I shaved my head, and then in twenty twenty six I got on on stage drunk and I act a fool. again, I just think she's reflecting and she's 39, so she's gonna be turning 40 soon. You know, this is a a pivotal time in someone's life, especially a female who, you know, has kind some kind of independence now for probably the first time in a ever, right?

Kelli (04:18.405)
Yeah.

Kelli (04:36.251)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (04:44.099)
Right. Ever. Right. Yeah.

Wendy (04:46.798)
And I think she needs to make some decisions and they're not gonna be easy and she's just kind of, you know, trying to work it out in her head. I think I think, honestly, I think her intention was that they could work it out. I do. I do. But I mean we know that that didn't happen, but

Kelli (05:02.0)
Right.

So Lisa goes to Kwai's room and she says she was so bored last night, which was why she was lining her lips. She was bored, so she was lining her lips.

Lori (05:12.677)
Yeah, she said, I'd rather lime my lips than get this lip service. That's what she said.

Kelli (05:19.953)
Lisa says that Bromwin said she and Meredith were strategizing in the bathroom, but it was really Britney. It really Brittany was the one who said that. And Lisa doubles down with the producer, because the producer's like, I think it was Britney. She's like, No, I heard her. I saw her. no, you did not. Because it was Britney.

Wendy (05:28.055)
Yeah it was.

Lori (05:28.165)
Lori (05:37.307)
Right.

Kelli (05:43.323)
They're getting ready to leave for the day and of course Whitney comes out with the ball gag in her mouth. That was actually pretty funny.

Wendy (05:49.048)
I thought it was funny. I thought it was funny.

Kelli (05:51.619)
Yeah. and then we find out that scott.

Lori (05:54.172)
How about when Britney says how about when Britney says that until she sees Bronwyn and Brandon together, she's not gonna believe it 'cause it's too good to be true.

Kelli (06:08.345)
Yeah, she wants to see their chemistry. Yeah. Yeah, because we find out that Brandon came the night before, spent the night in Brahman's room. So they're still gonna have a girls' day, but he's gonna be at the party later tonight.

Lori (06:10.555)
Their chemistry, right.

Wendy (06:12.814)
You know what?

Wendy (06:24.28)
So this whole Brandon thing, a couple things. I saw I don't know if it's true because I didn't really research it. Supposedly she had to pay him either ten or fifteen thousand dollars to go on the San Francisco trip. I do kind of believe it, but either way, I think it's so weird that these women are like fawning over him. Like he's like this great looking guy. Like Britney's like, like flirting with him, Heather's flirting with him. I think it's weird.

Kelli (06:51.697)
I mean, it is kind of weird to flirt with your friend's boyfriend, but if he's a paid boyfriend, is it weird?

Lori (06:52.059)
Cute.

Wendy (06:56.555)
Exactly.

Lori (06:59.407)
Right, then it's fair right, then it's like, okay.

Wendy (07:02.708)
but come on, y if you're not the one paying him

Kelli (07:06.243)
Yeah, I just I mean so wait, so you heard that she paid him ten to fifteen thousand dollars to go on this San Francisco trip? So he is a paid boyfriend then.

Wendy (07:14.294)
I did I don't know if it's true. Again, I don't know if it's true.

Kelli (07:18.285)
If it's true, then he is a paid boyfriend. So is she not really sleeping with him?

Wendy (07:20.8)
If it is true, I d well, I mean, that doesn't mean he's not sleeping with that's part of it. Who knows? Like, I don't know.

Lori (07:24.303)
Maybe that's extra. Maybe that's extra. Maybe that's extra.

Kelli (07:26.959)
I mean, that's prostitution.

Kelli (07:32.613)
Whatever. I don't whatever.

Wendy (07:33.74)
Yeah. I don't I don't care. I just think it's weird that these women are like fawning over him and like flirting with him. I think I think it's weird because Bronwyn is supposed to be their friend. Like

Kelli (07:40.4)
Yeah.

Kelli (07:44.665)
Right. But but if she but if she paid then then it's who cares, you know. It is what it is.

Lori (07:45.626)
Yeah, I don't know.

Wendy (07:51.193)
But she hasn't admitted she paid him unless she admitted it to them. Yeah, but d I don't think I don't think she would admit it to them. Why would she admit it to them? Do you think she's that stupid? 'Cause we all know they can't keep a secret.

Kelli (07:54.617)
If that's what I'm saying, if they know that she paid him.

Kelli (08:00.494)
I don't know. I don't know. Right.

Lori (08:01.359)
Yeah, I don't know.

Lori (08:05.015)
All I have to say is, no look, I'm probably gonna get some heat for this and I don't really care because I'm old and just that's how it is. The outfit that he wore to that party, I'm like, you are not straight. You're not straight. You're not straight.

Kelli (08:16.924)
Weird. We Well

Wendy (08:20.06)
w Okay, I didn't e I don't even think he's that good looking. I really don't even think he's that good looking. no, I no, no I don't doesn't do for me.

Lori (08:23.963)
I think he's good look I think he's good looking. Yeah. I like it. But not that outfit. Not no that outfit. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You

Kelli (08:27.494)
I mean, i I think he's good looking, but I agree that outfit was

Right. Right. Probably.

Wendy (08:35.64)
Bronwin probably picked it out.

Kelli (08:39.986)
Well, they're going on a yacht today, and poor Angie still has PTSD from her below deck adventure. Angie tells Lisa and Meredith she was Googling this morning about the lips. And she said it's called the golden ratio of aesthetics. And your upper lip is supposed to be a third of the size of the bottom lip. And Lisa says, I have a larger upper lip.

Lori (08:44.497)
Aww, poor antee.

Wendy (08:55.762)
my gosh.

Lori (08:57.297)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (09:05.723)
genetically and God gave it to me. And Angie said, Did he give it to you within the last year?

Lori (09:10.977)
Yeah.

Wendy (09:11.598)
It was so funny.

Kelli (09:13.65)
But it's just so funny to me that Angie is g like talking about the the lips because that confessional look she has is so ridiculous with the overlined lips. Like she's not following the golden ratio of aesthetics.

Lori (09:18.053)
Weird. It's weird.

Lori (09:27.025)
Always No No no And don't be lying saying you're coming from a place of friendship. Girl, come on now. You need to stop.

Kelli (09:34.5)
absolutely not. Absolutely.

Lori (09:39.087)
And how about Heather? You go through trends in the beauty industry, but vulva lips have not become one yet.

Wendy (09:46.574)
Funny. I'm sorry. I think they actually have, yeah.

Kelli (09:48.198)
Haven't they though?

Lori (09:49.521)
I think that they have. I I feel like they have. Yeah.

Kelli (09:51.28)
I feel like Teresa has Volvala.

Wendy (09:54.073)
Honestly, I think Lisa Renna was the first to have

Kelli (09:56.658)
Yeah, it's true. Yes, yes.

Lori (09:58.234)
And how about Lisa saying, I don't have filler in my lips. You can suck on them if you want. I was like, What? And then Lisa says, I don't know why Angie's so concerned with what God gave me. I'm not concerned with what he didn't give her.

Kelli (10:03.132)
She is adamant that she does not have lip filler.

Wendy (10:04.622)
Ha ha.

Wendy (10:15.478)
Mm.

Kelli (10:16.028)
So Lisa says the trip has been a bust and then they flash back to the night before and Lisa and Meredith are talking about the song for the party. Meredith is Meredith's disc track. So the song's called Hypocrisy and Bullshit and Lisa is gonna sing it like Beyonce.

Lori (10:34.275)
Okay.

Kelli (10:35.5)
And the the the no self-awareness with the singing with her is it's unbelievable. And I I don't actually mind that song Baby Gorgeous that she has out right now, but it's all autotuned. It's not really her.

Lori (10:43.725)
Is unbelievable.

Wendy (10:45.239)
It is absolutely

Lori (10:52.643)
It's all auto tunes. No.

Wendy (10:55.378)
It was so funny. Even she could goes on to say, and nobody could do salt and pepper better than her. And I wrote down, boy, talk about delusional. I mean you've gotta be kidding me. I know.

Lori (11:00.815)
Yeah, okay.

Yes. Crazy. Horrible. Horrible.

Kelli (11:06.086)
She's the worst rapper.

my god.

So then Bronwyn gets like a little emotional and she says she feels weird right now because she doesn't feel like she has a home. She said she was so happy when she lived in San Francisco and she wants that version of herself now with with her friendships without Todd. I guess, you know, she was working, she was making money, they were happily married and everything was great. She said she c I'm sorry?

Lori (11:28.241)
Yeah.

Lori (11:34.789)
Yeah. She says, God, I'm interrupting you.

Kelli (11:40.25)
She says she cleared the path for her to make a life for herself and then she burned it down to the ground and now she can't go back. It's interesting how she keeps making comments like that, like, Well, I can't go back now. It's almost like she's like like going through with the divorce just because she wants to prove that she can, not necessarily because she wants to, right?

Lori (12:04.449)
Yeah, it's a w their but their whole dynamic is very odd, you know?

Wendy (12:10.602)
I agree her their dynamic is odd. I actually wrote down that, you know, she said that she's made too many changes. She doesn't wanna go back, but she's scared. And I think that's what the bottom line is. I think it comes down to is that she's scared. Listen, again, she's another one very young when she met yeah. I mean, she was a teenager when she had her daughter. She was very young when she met Todd. another father figure for her, you know, like it's

Lori (12:23.129)
Mm.

Lori (12:33.839)
Right. Right, another father figure one. Another protector role.

Wendy (12:40.586)
Yeah. So and she had a great life. I mean, he was made her very comfortable. So yeah, it's kind of hard to walk away from that. But she's also forty, another, you know, pivotal age. Sh she's n you know, this is the time to do it, girl. It's not gonna be easy, but this is the time to fly. And for her, it's easier because at least her daughter's older and can move out. Whitney's children are still young. So it's harder for Whitney at this at this point.

Kelli (12:40.892)
Yeah.

Lori (12:49.211)
Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Kelli (12:57.351)
Yeah.

Kelli (13:04.016)
Right. Right. Yeah.

Lori (13:04.047)
Right. Yes. Right.

Yeah, like Brian one says, it's a lot of change at once, especially since I asked for it.

Kelli (13:16.07)
Right. Right. So they're finally all getting along on the yacht and start to dance and then poor Angie starts to feel sick and pukes over the boat. At least they were at the dock though.

Wendy (13:16.184)
Right.

Lori (13:26.011)
Yeah.

Lori (13:30.575)
Yes. No, she should not. She it's not for her.

Wendy (13:30.712)
She should never go on a boat ever again. I don't I don't know why she tried.

Kelli (13:36.764)
So I saw a clip from Everybody Just Calm Down podcast and they made an extremely good point because at this point we

Wendy (13:41.88)
Mm-hmm.

Kelli (13:51.494)
Bronwyn says that they're gonna go to a disco bar in their hotel and she says it's her favorite disco bar and then right after that she says, and then I found out that there's a bar in our hotel. A disco bar in our hotel. So she totally contradicted herself. Yeah. But did you notice her red striped top and that matched her red striped shoes? Super, super cute.

Lori (13:56.197)
Her favorite disco bar.

Wendy (14:05.112)
Right.

Lori (14:06.585)
And I thought, we have to have a disco party. Right, yeah.

Lori (14:15.173)
Yes, I did. I loved it.

Yeah. Yes. They matched, yes.

Kelli (14:20.134)
Her sweater. She had a sweater and shoes. They matched. you know, when they were doing those flashbacks of Brahmin with Todd, it was very clear he did not want her to be on this show. Did you guys note get that?

Lori (14:31.761)
No, of course not. I knew we didn't want her we knew that from the very beginning, but yeah, it is so much clearer now when you see the flashbacks. Who would want their wife to be on the show?

Kelli (14:39.73)
Crazy. Yeah. Right. I agree. I agree.

Lori (14:45.091)
Especially when you're a cheater. You want your wife on the show?

Kelli (14:47.524)
Exactly. Right.

Lori (14:51.483)
How about when she says things are getting serious with Brandon? I was like,

Kelli (14:51.57)
So

Kelli (14:55.635)
Yeah, no.

Kelli (14:59.484)
Brandon's not the guy you get serious with. Brandon's the guy you pay to go to San Francisco with you.

Lori (15:04.205)
Yes.

Wendy (15:05.452)
Or or meet you there.

Kelli (15:07.044)
Yeah. so all the ladies are getting ready for the party and Angie is sick in bed and she is not going to the party. She needs to stay off of boats.

Lori (15:07.237)
Yeah, whatever.

Lori (15:17.999)
Yes. Now how about going back when Brahman was in her confessional and she talked about things getting serious with Brandon and then she says it's not the first time in their history that they'll they'll be driving a wedge between me and a partner talking about the girls on the show. But that what are you s what are you talking about? Yeah, but

Kelli (15:44.134)
Well, because of you know, the things they s had said about Todd before.

Lori (15:48.239)
Right, but sh that's that's all on her. You wanted to come on the show.

Kelli (15:54.0)
And it's also on your husband for his behavior. Like Lisa's saying that she had a friend who was making out with Todd while he was farting. Like your husband was the one making out with another woman in New York while you were home. Yeah. Right.

Lori (15:56.481)
Absolutely.

Lori (16:00.964)
Right.

Lori (16:04.611)
Right. Right. But I just thought, no, that's not right. Like they have nothing to d they're not driving a wedge between you and a partner. That's on you.

Kelli (16:15.056)
Yeah. Yeah.

So Brahman arrives at her party and everyone from her past in San Francisco's there. well I guess they were from all over, not just San Fran, or maybe they were 'cause she kinda grew up there. She was young, right?

Wendy (16:32.578)
She was young and a lot of them I think were from San Francisco. Like she's no yeah, she knew these a lot of these people for a long time.

Kelli (16:36.156)
San Francisco.

Lori (16:40.401)
And that's another thing. At first she said she grew up in Amsterdam and then she's saying she was a little girl in San Francisco. So then they're like, Whoa, which one is it?

Kelli (16:47.6)
Well, I think that's gonna come up. Right. Quai had my favorite look. I thought she looked great.

Lori (16:55.601)
Yeah, I didn't like anybody's look really except f like quiet looked okay, but I didn't l dig anybody else's look at all. I thought Brahma looked like Mrs. Roper. I don't know what she was doing.

Kelli (17:08.58)
Yeah, I I don't know either. But th so Lisa brings up what so Lisa and Heather and I I don't know if Meredith was standing there too, but Lisa brings up that Bromwyn said she bought Brandon.

Wendy (17:23.382)
No, I thought Meredith said that 'cause I I wrote down that Meredith said you don't she s she said she paid for him to come out here. And Lisa and Meredith said, Well, you don't really think Todd paid for him, do you? And Meredith said, At this kind it's kind at this time it's kind of like tongue in cheek, but like what you know, how do you think he got here? So there

Kelli (17:46.908)
Right.

Wendy (17:48.587)
Again, they're kind of joking about it, but it is all it is the three of them. It is Lisa, Meredith, and Heather all insinuating that she paid him. And again, these are insinuations. And like I said, what I saw on social media, I didn't read the source of it. I didn't really read the whole article. It could just be another insinuation. I'm sure it'll come up on the reunion.

Kelli (17:53.852)
Heather.

Kelli (18:07.184)
Right. And Heather said she laughed it off and she was being a good sp

Wendy (18:11.212)
Yeah.

Kelli (18:12.528)
Yeah. So Heather calls Angie and she said, I am so sick. And Lisa gives her advice and then like tells her all these different things to do. And then she says, even though she was a complete bitch earlier, I won't gatekeep my secret remedies. And then and then they all start like yelling at each other, like arguing. And and Angie's like dying in bed, like looking at the phone, like

Lori (18:42.265)
What is going on here?

Wendy (18:43.192)
Like are you talking to me? Wait. Wait, what? And then she just hangs up. I felt bad for her. I did.

Kelli (18:44.25)
Are you talking to me? Like can I hang up? Like I'm so sick.

Lori (18:50.922)
And I thought it was so weird because then there's this scene with Bronwyn and Brandon on the couch. And it's the exact same thing that they did, production did when the two of them went ice skating and they were sitting down. Brandon had put his hand on Bronwyn's knee and was rubbing it, and production zoomed right in on it. And they did the same thing on this episode. They just made a big deal of him like his hand on her knee, and I was like.

Kelli (19:13.234)
Hmm.

Lori (19:18.737)
That's kinda weird. I don't know. You you did it twice now. I'm like, mm I I don't know. Yeah, something. I was just like, I'm not buying it.

Kelli (19:19.792)
That is weird.

Maybe they're just trying to show the chemistry between them.

Kelli (19:29.232)
Yeah. So Heather tells Brandon he's in trouble for coming on the girls trip. And Brittany introduces herself to Brandon and says she and Brahman are besties. She says Brahman is growing on her because she throws good parties and has a hot boyfriend and she might want a third wheel on it.

Wendy (19:47.15)
Okay, you didn't that was weird.

Lori (19:49.787)
She's weird. She's weird. So

Wendy (19:51.658)
Yeah.

Kelli (19:51.732)
She's just gonna say anything she can, Brittany.

Lori (19:54.127)
Yes, anything. To get to keep the camera on her, she's gonna say anything.

Kelli (19:57.432)
Exactly. Exactly. So Bronwyn gives a speech

And yeah, and then Lisa and Meredith are are questioning just what Lori said. Like I thought she said she grew up in Amsterdam, but they were kind of mean girl in it at that point. And Lisa says she prefers anyone over Todd. You would have to be Ted Bundy for her to choose Todd over you. So she's super happy that Brahmin and Brandon are happy together.

Lori (20:15.067)
Yeah.

Wendy (20:30.158)
I mean that's so dramatic. Are you kidding me?

Kelli (20:31.998)
So dramatic. And then Lisa and you know baby G and DJ Meredith Marks, they quietly, you know, walk away and come back out with microphones and announce that they have been scheming and they are the glam kittens. And they have a special surprise and they start to sing their new song, Hypocrisy and Bullshit.

Lori (20:32.977)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (20:59.183)
Now, before they s before they sing it, before they sing it, they do say, this one's for you.

Kelli (20:59.63)
And basically Lisa just keeps

Kelli (21:07.868)
To Bromwin? Okay.

Lori (21:08.977)
to Bronwyn. And that's I think part of the reason why, you know, people are saying, well why would she assume that it's about her? Well, because you did say that. You did say that.

Kelli (21:17.648)
Because they said this is for you. But Lisa just keeps saying hypocrisy and bullshit over and over. And then Meredith just once in a while says betrayal. I'm bored.

Lori (21:29.305)
On board. Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (21:32.29)
You know what? Back up on about that one. I wrote down they said we have a surprise, a special surprise for you. Not that this one's for you. I took that as we have a special surprise for you, the room.

Lori (21:47.757)
Okay. I thought I thought that I I wrote down something different, but maybe I'm wrong.

Wendy (21:48.501)
Not specifically

Wendy (21:52.812)
I mean I I that's how I interpret it based on what I heard. I don't know.

Kelli (21:56.932)
Right. Well, Brahmin starts to cry and

Wendy (22:02.518)
Yeah, she's visibly upset. I mean there you know, there was i it was sad to be honest with you. It was her party. Yeah. You

Kelli (22:08.58)
Yeah, see I didn't I didn't get that at all. I think that Bromwyn throws so much shade around. She talks shit so much.

Lori (22:08.707)
It was their party.

Lori (22:18.779)
She does. And I don't have a problem with I don't have a problem with them doing this campy kind of shit. I thought it was wrong to do it in front of her party with her friends. I thought that was rude. I thought it was rude. I I thought the singing was absolutely horrible. I thought they have no rhythm, no rhythm in the world. But I just thought and listen, I like I said, I know that these girls do mean stuff to each other, but

Wendy (22:31.234)
Yeah.

Kelli (22:37.22)
horrendous.

Wendy (22:37.405)
my gosh.

Lori (22:48.273)
But mean does not negate mean. You know what I'm saying? Like one one wrong does not mean that another wrong is right. And I just thought it was childish and beneath them and I just thought it was nasty.

Wendy (22:51.393)
Mm, right.

Kelli (23:06.403)
I just think that Angie, Heather, Whitney, and Bronwyn have been coming for Meredith. Like Meredith and Lisa or not, they've been coming for them the you know, obviously this whole season. They were horrible to Lisa on Ultimate Girls Trip. So I mean Bronwyn throws shade around like nobody's business. And who's mo who who's more campy than Bronwyn? Nobody. She's showing up at the airport.

With her inflatable costumes on and bringing them on cruises. I didn't I didn't think there was anything wrong with it. I mean, it was a little

It was a little unexpected, but whatever. It was a song.

Lori (23:47.313)
I don't know. I just thought it I thought it was corny and I thought it was I thought it was a little nasty. I thought it was nasty. I thought it was nasty.

Kelli (23:52.454)
Definitely corny.

Wendy (23:52.463)
I thought it was nasty. Like Lori said, because she had her childhood friends there, it wasn't just like a housewife party and you know, some randos that we don't even know. Like you know, she this was kind of like a curated party of like people that have been in her life for a long time and they did seem genuine. Like the people she had there. Well, because they didn't know. Like it's bad, it's bad. Right. Like they didn't know that, you know.

Kelli (24:11.388)
Well, the best part was that they all started singing it. And then Whitney and had to be like, No, no, no, don't sing it. It's mean.

Lori (24:19.461)
Well right, 'cause what happened was they came in, they sang the song, and then Bromwin asked them to leave. And as they were leaving, I think Bromwin's party was in one part of the bar, and then there was another part of the bar that was just like a public part of the bar. And I think then when they so they went to the like this right, this on they went into this encore that was in that public part of the bar that heard the song, but that

Kelli (24:36.614)
That's what I thought too. I didn't think those people singing it were part of the party.

Wendy (24:38.242)
That is what they said.

Wendy (24:48.75)
Mm-hmm.

Lori (24:49.627)
didn't really they weren't there f those people in that part of the bar weren't there for the private party. The the the the spaces were open to each other.

Wendy (24:59.48)
That's correct. That's what that's what she said on Watch What Happens Live 'cause who was on? Meredith was on Watch What Happens Live and she said that she said actually the room was closed. But then when they left the door was open and they were in the open section of it. And I guess it was close enough that you could hear right. You could hear it and it like spilled over into the other room and yeah.

Lori (25:17.497)
Right, with just rando people.

Kelli (25:24.912)
Well Lisa said clearly the crowd loves us.

Wendy (25:28.672)
Again, she's so delusional. It's just she really I mean sh sh she

Kelli (25:31.804)
Then Lisa and Meredith go to sit back down and all the ladies get up and they're like, We're not sitting with you.

Lori (25:40.357)
Yeah, you can leave.

Kelli (25:42.138)
And then Meredith and Lisa said to Kwai that it wasn't about anyone specific. and Qi was like, Yeah, but do you really think that this was the right time and place? Yeah. So Yeah.

Lori (25:50.462)
That's a thing. It was I don't think it was. It like I don't have a problem them roasting everybody else because you're right, yes, they do. They they all deserve it because they're all nasty to each other. But I I think the problem for me was that I kind of felt like there was many times when Bronwyn told you what a vulnerable place she was in.

Wendy (25:51.65)
Well, that's it. Right. Right.

Kelli (26:00.636)
Do it.

Lori (26:17.903)
And then she has this party with all these people that she knows there. And then you d it was just I don't know. It it just wasn't the right time. Yes.

Kelli (26:23.612)
She also just sent them to the Dildo Museum though. Like and thought she really did something there. And it fell really flat. I mean, I but okay, maybe not the right time and place. So Brahman tells them that they're bitches and she would like them to get the fuck out.

Lori (26:30.041)
Right. Flat, yeah.

Wendy (26:41.816)
That was after Heather said to her, you know, you need to stand up for yourself. You need to go over there and we'll have your back. 'Cause I don't Bronwyn was not gonna confront them. Heather's the one who said to her, and she's like, All right, so then she then she walks over and she does throw them out and they leave, but I mean, I don't know. I was glad that Heather did have her back, but not for nothing. Heather was just dissing her ten minutes earlier with Meredith and Lisa.

Lori (27:06.287)
Yeah, before. Of course. You know why? Because it's it's all about hypocrisy and bullshit. That should just be the slogan for every housewife show that there is.

Kelli (27:08.944)
Yeah. Right.

Wendy (27:10.752)
About paying for Brandon.

Wendy (27:19.64)
Yeah.

Lori (27:20.719)
hypocrisy and bullshit because I feel like that's what it's turned into. I mean that's what I watch.

Wendy (27:26.624)
It it is. I mean, that is what the show is about and it's sad. And it's if they're gonna come up with something, can they at least come up with something that rhymes and has a better beat to it? 'Cause you know.

Kelli (27:33.722)
Yeah. Well Bronwyn like tries to play it off in her confessional and she's like if they wanted live music, I would have sprung for someone better. And everyone there knows it's not the most awkward thing that has happened to me. She said that. So she totally played it off in her confessional.

Lori (27:34.139)
Please, right.

Lori (27:45.787)
Right. Right.

Lori (27:49.947)
Well that was after the fact. he should know the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Wendy (27:50.19)
I thought she said that to the audience though. I thought she said that to the people there. Yeah, yeah. She said it to them. Yeah. Yeah.

Kelli (27:52.75)
no, she said yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, she did. She did say that to the audience. You're right. and then Lisa and Meredith come back and start singing again. It was wild. and then Brahmin leaves the party, asks Brandon to grab her bag, and Lisa says that she did Brahmin a favor by livening up her boring party.

Lori (27:57.969)
Yeah.

Wendy (28:04.427)
I know.

Lori (28:22.513)
I don't know.

Wendy (28:23.03)
And she believes it. I mean she a hundred percent believes it.

Kelli (28:24.734)
She 100% believes it. I thought this was a great episode, I'll be honest with you.

Wendy (28:27.778)
Yep, she does.

Lori (28:31.358)
you did? I didn't like it. I don't know.

Kelli (28:33.764)
I didn't mind it. I mean listen, I love a yacht scene on a housewives.

Wendy (28:39.944)
it was really a whale watching boat. I don't know if I'd quality

Kelli (28:43.33)
Well, whatever. If it's a big boat. I like a big boat.

Lori (28:43.727)
Yeah, that's what I'm watching about. That's right. Kelly'll take Kelly Kelly'll take anything. Go on a Chrisscraft, we're good. Boston whaler, okay. Yeah. Yeah. We don't need anything fancy.

Wendy (28:46.222)
I mean I'm a little bougie.

Wendy (28:51.992)
Yeah.

Kelli (28:53.66)
Whatever.

I do go on a post and whaler, that's what my dad

Kelli (29:01.688)
No, I just like a boat. I just like a boat.

Wendy (29:01.814)
I don't either. I'm just joking. I'm just joking. So on Watch What on Watch What Happens Live, it was Meredith Marks and Z-Way. Have either of you ever watched Z-Way before? Because she is funny AF. my gosh. She She is I think she's a comedian, but she has a YouTube channel and she you have to watch her. She's she's just she's very she's very dry. She'll ask you questions like, and how many black friends do you have?

Kelli (29:11.684)
Is she a comedian?

Kelli (29:20.07)
I have.

Wendy (29:30.01)
And she's just you have you just have to watch her. I can't, I can't give it justice. You have to watch her. but Brooks and Chloe were there in the Oprah chair, and Andy starts out with a shout out to Meredith's facelift. Okay. We this facelift is really getting a lot, right?

Kelli (29:53.458)
I think it looks great though. So good for her.

Wendy (29:54.795)
I do too. She c she gave a shout out to her doctor. I didn't write it down because I know I can't afford it. right. also it comes up about her wig. You know, she admits it she doesn't say anything about Brooks. She doesn't, you know, she admits it's a wig and it's very expensive. She said it she said she had it made by somebody who does all the the Jewish women's wigs. A hundred percent, yes.

Lori (30:01.413)
That's right. So why about

Kelli (30:12.71)
Didn't say anything about Brooke.

Lori (30:20.785)
Well that's who you go to. She can come on she can come on down to Lakewood, get a great one.

Kelli (30:23.462)
Damn straight. Yep.

Wendy (30:26.86)
She probab she could have, you know, as far as we know. And it's, you know, very expensive, which we know that they are. She asked, Andy asked what were her thoughts about Whitney opening up with her troubles she's having with Justin. She said, Well, obviously we know that, you know, her and I are not the best of friends. but I never wish w you know, ill on anybody. I w I never want a a family to break up. Like, you know, I want peace for her and her children. Which honestly I thought that was

the right answer to give? I I I don't think Lisa would have given that answer though.

Kelli (30:58.14)
For sure.

Lori (30:59.21)
yeah.

Lori (31:03.076)
No.

Kelli (31:03.888)
I I f I feel like she might have I I don't know. you hope so, because that is the perfect answer to give. Like despite whatever you two got going on on this show you're on, 'cause you know you wouldn't have this issue if you weren't on a show together. You know. Who the hell ever wants to see anybody get divorced? Nobody.

Lori (31:10.681)
Right.

Wendy (31:10.885)
Right.

Wendy (31:17.687)
Right.

Wendy (31:23.766)
Right, so then Andy asks Zeeway, any thoughts on Lisa's lip liner? And she said, Well, that she doesn't think that it's kind it's it's kind of inappropriate to say that the vulva is ugly. It's sexist. So if her lips look like a vulva, how beautiful. 'Cause a vulva is beautiful. I was just like Z Way. And those are the only notes I took from there. you know, I guess we have to wait and see. I I mean we we have another day in San Francisco, I guess.

Kelli (31:43.793)
All right.

Lori (31:50.511)
Yeah, we have to be.

Kelli (31:54.854)
mean I feel like we've been here a while. But I keep

Wendy (31:55.063)
I don't e Well, I wrote down this was d day three. Like how many days are we in San Francisco?

Lori (31:59.685)
Right. I don't know.

Kelli (32:01.426)
I I keep thinking about both Salt Lake and O C. Yeah. So I just feel like we've been on vacation for a while. But I think it's only because we're watching two shows where they actually are away.

Wendy (32:04.492)
And Japan, yeah, yeah.

Lori (32:09.499)
Yes. Two shows at once, yeah. Yes.

Wendy (32:12.374)
I think if I'm not mistaken, this week they were both on day three of their trip. If our listeners think otherwise, okay. So maybe we have one more day for each for the trip, or we'll just kind of wind it up. I don't know. I guess we'll have to see. So that was it for that one. next week on Tuesday starts the Golden Life. I saw the the sneak preview because I set it up to record.

Lori (32:18.373)
Yeah, I think so. No, I think you're right. I think you

Kelli (32:32.316)
Yeah.

Kelli (32:42.03)
I have a har I had a hard time even watching that. It's gonna be terrible. It's so overly produced. They're so performative. It's gonna be hard to watch.

Wendy (32:42.348)
my gosh. It's gonna be a train wreck. It's gonna be a train wreck. I don't know that

Lori (32:49.397)
Wendy (32:53.046)
Yeah. I agree. I agree it's gonna be hard to watch.

Lori (32:55.715)
It's all hard to watch.

Kelli (32:58.192)
This particularly though, like it's it's like watch it's prob probably I've never seen it but probably watching Luann's cabaret show.

Lori (33:02.757)
Really bad.

Lori (33:08.887)
no, no, no. You couldn't pay me to sit through that.

Wendy (33:10.595)
Mm.

Wendy (33:14.606)
I bet we could pay you, Lori. Come on.

Lori (33:14.641)
No, no, no. Nope.

Wendy (33:18.87)
An hour? A hour. I couldn't pay you an hour to sit there.

Kelli (33:18.939)
I would probably go.

Lori (33:23.341)
No, 'cause it's not the hour. I gotta get ready. I gotta get there. I gotta get home. It turns into like five hours. I could have been home on the couch. My sweats.

Wendy (33:25.582)
Yeah.

Wendy (33:33.676)
Ha ha ha.

Lori (33:37.445)
You know? No.

Wendy (33:39.702)
All right. We're not we're not paying L Lori to go see Luann's cabaret. It's it's not happening.

Kelli (33:40.146)
So funny.

Lori (33:42.757)
No, no.

Kelli (33:44.954)
If she comes to Jersey, I'll go.

Lori (33:47.545)
I'm not going. You go. Or you go. See ya.

Wendy (33:47.672)
Okay. I'll go with ya.

Kelli (33:49.106)
Thank you.

Well, thank you for watching and listening. please subscribe to our YouTube, follow us on social, and comment. We like the engagement. Bye.

Lori (34:01.094)
Yes. Bye. my god.

Wendy (34:02.351)
Bye.